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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Did you hear about the southern armless guy?

He couldn't wait for arm-a-getten'

Bus stop

A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, "Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"

A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum

I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

The newest studies show that...

approximately 50% of all armless people have no rights, yet none acts.

Armless joke, The newest studies show that...

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?


How do you call an armless assbowl with a hunchback ?

A madeleine

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?


Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why did the armless man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a washing machine at him

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My armless uncle was a bank robber for 40 years and th e police couldn't ever capture him...

Apparently, they couldn't arrest him for armed robbery.

In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid.

He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."

What did the armless math teacher have to do in order for his students to understand geometry?

Toe the line....

A hitchhiker with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg was standing on the side of the road

An Irish man pulls up and says " eye,eye eye you look armless, why don't you hop on in?"

What do you call a group of amputated soldiers?

An armless.

Armless joke, What do you call a group of amputated soldiers?

Did you hear the one about the armless man and the tuna sandwich?

**He didn't make it.**

What do you call a legless, armless amputee wiggling around in a pile of leaves?


Have you guys ever tried Krokodil?

It's a pretty armless drug.

What do you give an armless child for Christmas?

Nothing, he wouldn't be able to open it anyways

At what point do you go from being "handless" to being "armless"?

What's the cut-off point?

What do you call an armless, legless man at your front door?


So there's this guy, richest man in the world…

Has everything he's ever dreamed of and becomes sad. He decides to end his life since nothing else can make him happy. Down below he finds an armless man dancing, and wonders why someone with no arms is dancing. How can someone be so happy ? He then goes down below to ask why is he dancing, and the man says I'm not dancing I'm trying to scratch my a**...

Most people think rattlesnakes and cobras are very dangerous...

but really, they're completely armless.

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