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Armless!
You're about to meet da-feet!
He couldn't wait for arm-a-getten'
A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, "Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"
I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless.
They just can't help themselves.
approximately 50% of all armless people have no rights, yet none acts.
Bob.
A madeleine
Gloves.
Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
Because someone threw a washing machine at him
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Apparently, they couldn't arrest him for armed robbery.
He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."
Toe the line....
An Irish man pulls up and says " eye,eye eye you look armless, why don't you hop on in?"
An armless.
**He didn't make it.**
Russell.
It's a pretty armless drug.
Nothing, he wouldn't be able to open it anyways
What's the cut-off point?
Mat
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