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My grandfather lived and died for this joke.

My grandfather used say to the whole world celebrated 11/11, not because of armistice day, but because he was born.
When died I went to my mom and told her "I think I know what he would say if he was here today."
'The whole country is in mourning, not because it is 9/11, but because he died'

German's favorite english word

Armistice

I wish Trump would honor the armistice on 11/11 at 11 a.m. just like the countries did in 1918.

By simply giving up and walking away.

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