The Best 35 Armies Jokes

Following is our collection of Armies jokes which are very funny. There are some armies war jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these armies sleevies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Armies Jokes and Puns

George Washington

Where does George Washington keep his armies? [spoiler] in his sleavies! [/spoiler]

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES!

Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where does the president keep his armies?

in his sleevies!!!

Armies joke, Where does the president keep his armies?

Kid friendly jokes?

I'm a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

Example:
Q: Where do kings keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

Made up joke from a nine year old.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.


Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

... In his sleevesies.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Where does Obama keep his armies?

In the Baracks.

There was a T-Rex in the military.

He had two small armies.

Where does a king keep his armies??

In his sleevies

Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did the General put his armies

In his sleevies...

Where does a king keep his armies?

In his sleeveies

How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?

Because two Wongs don't make a wight.

The general couldn't find his armies...

...So he rolled up his sleevies


Where does a world leader keep their armies?

Around the world in strategic places, were else did you think they would be?

Where does Kim Jong-un hide his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where does Poland keep its armies?

Up its sleevies.

My favourite Russian joke.

3 soldiers are all sitting around bragging about their armies. A Russian, an Israeli and an American.

The Russian boasts, "In our army we get 500 calories of field ration per day."

The Israeli says, "We get 1000 calories a day for field ration."

The American says, "Well we get around 2000 calories a day for field ration."

The Russian blurts out, "That is bullshit, you can't possibly carry that much cabbage!"

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies

*best joke my eleven-year-old past self ever heard

Where does kim jong un keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

What is it called when two armies fight until their enemy runs out of food?

War of nutrition

The Popcorn Army is very similar to most other armies...

the main difference is the ranking system: everyone starts out as a Kernel.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

(My son told me this one. Took WAY too long for the joke to register)

World war 3 almost happened 10 years ago...

but when Chuck Norris showed up, all the armies went screw this and left.

"Herr General, the Italians have entered the war"

said the Wehrmacht commander's subordinate.

"Really?" his boss sighed. "Send half a division to stop them."

"Nein, herr General." replied his subordinate; "they are entering on our side."

Upon hearing it, the General collapses onto the table, crying; "Send two armies to help them!"

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Bonus: Where does Hitler keep his armies? Poland...

Before guns were invented

armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit this one out until the next war

Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies of course!

When medieval armies went off to war...

were they playing for keeps?

This made me laugh so hard when I was eight

Where does the general keep his ARMies?



In his sleevies

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