The Best 14 Armenian Jokes

Armenian jokes are often based on stereotypes about Armenians, Turks, and other groups.

Top 10 Funniest Armenian Jokes and Puns

Why don't the Bulgarians, Greeks, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey.

How do you make Turkish coffee?

You grind up 1.5 million Armenian coffee beans and lie about it for a century.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

I guess I'll take inspiration from the Iraqi joke and try to translate this Armenian joke. A kid is in PE class...

The teacher yells Lift up the right leg.
The children lift up their right legs.
The teacher yells Now lift the left leg.
The kid shouts What the hell? Do you expect us to stand on our dicks?

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?

We are answering: Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.


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A Christian Armenian man walking by the border of Armenia and Iran sees a few Iranian men pushing a car stuck in a ditch. Every time the Iranian men push they yell allah akbar! 1.. 2... 3... Allah akbarrr! As the Armenian man joins in pushing the car, the Iranians are surprised to hear the Christian man also yell allah akbar. One Iranian man says allah is our god not yours, why do you call on his name? The Armenian man replies "I'm not going to work my god for your ass"

Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide?

Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive

Armenian joke, Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide?

What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry?

An Armenian!

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What do you call an Armenian in a tree?

Branch manager

I asked my Turkish friend how they say "Armenian Genocide in his language

He had no words

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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The armenian genocide comes with 3 new maps and lots of new weapons. Only 19.99.

Worst events in world history

* 1. Zayn Malik leaving One Direction.
* 2. Armenian Genocide.
* 17. Holocaust.

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