Armenia Jokes

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The Best jokes about Armenia

What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?

A Soviet reunion

Armenian Radio

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon.

Then, what is a horizon?

We're answering: Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it.

**And another one for good measure.**

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR?

Both guarantee freedom of speech.

We're answering: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.

I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it.

He's such a Contrarian.

Not for you

A Christian Armenian man walking by the border of Armenia and Iran sees a few Iranian men pushing a car stuck in a ditch. Every time the Iranian men push they yell allah akbar! 1.. 2... 3... Allah akbarrr! As the Armenian man joins in pushing the car, the Iranians are surprised to hear the Christian man also yell allah akbar. One Iranian man says allah is our god not yours, why do you call on his name? The Armenian man replies "I'm not going to work my god for your ass"

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?

We are answering: Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.


Armenia sent a secret message over diplomatic cables to Syria:

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

Old Armenian man catches a golden fish

While fishing, an old Armenian man catches a golden fish.

The golden fish starts to plead to the old man, "if you set me free, I will grant you one wish. Any wish that you want!"

The old man thinks for a second, and then pulls out a map.

"You see this tiny country," says the old man, while pointing to the map. "This is Armenia as it stands today."

"Our land used to be much larger," says the man as he points out the borders of ancient Armenia.

"I want all of our lost lands back!"

The golden fish thinks for a second, then says, "that's going to be tough, is there anything else you could think of?"

The man puts the map back in his pocket, and pulls out a picture. He says, "this is a picture of my daughter. It's time she starts a family..can you find her a husband?"

The golden fish thinks for a few seconds and then responds, "let me see that map again."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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