Fun-Filled Armed Robbery Jokes to Boost Your Mood
An armed masked man bursts into a bank yelling "EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!"
The patrons and staff, terrified, comply.
He's loading up his sack with cash when his mask slips off. He quickly pulls it back up and sees two guys who may have seen his face. He points his gun at the first.
"Did you see my face?"
"Yes"
BANG, he shoots him.
He then points it at the second guy.
"Did you see my face?"
The second guy points at a woman sitting far off in the reception area.
"No, but my mother in law did!"
Not guilty
p**... went to trial for armed robbery.
After a long drawn out trial, the jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted p**.... "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
I didn't hear the sea when I held a Shell up
I did, however, get six years in jail for armed robbery of a petrol station.
My armless uncle was a bank robber for 40 years and th e police couldn't ever capture him...
Apparently, they couldn't arrest him for armed robbery.
In the middle of a bank robbery, a guy with no arms walks right in and says
Dont shoot. Im unarmed.
Last week I got a picture framed
Now it's doing 10 years for armed robbery but swears that it's innocent
Police have arrested a gang of Corn Flakes that they alledge committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area. A Police spokesman described them as...
....cereal offenders.
A man is on trial for armed robbery...
The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clear his t**... and announces, Not guilty. The defendant leaps to his feet. Awesome! he shouts. Does that mean I get to keep the money?
During an armed robbery at a bank, one teller hissed and whispered to the next teller.
"Here are the 100 bucks I owe you."
A group of amputees have escaped after a violent bank robbery,
one armed and dangerous.
What was Pinocchio's defense when he was tried for armed robbery?
well, Geppetto was the one pulling the strings
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Yesterday I had a picture framed
Now is doing time upstate for armed robbery.
What do you call a person that commits a robbery with his bare hands?
An armed robber..
I'm going away for life because of armed robbery.
I can finally afford my dream ski house in Switzerland
My picture got framed the other day...
Now it's upstate doing time for armed robbery.
