The Best 13 Armed Robbery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Armed Robbery jokes. There are some armed robbery jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these armed robbery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Armed Robbery Jokes and Puns

An armed masked man bursts into a bank yelling "EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

The patrons and staff, terrified, comply.


He's loading up his sack with cash when his mask slips off. He quickly pulls it back up and sees two guys who may have seen his face. He points his gun at the first.


"Did you see my face?"


"Yes"


BANG, he shoots him.


He then points it at the second guy.


"Did you see my face?"


The second guy points at a woman sitting far off in the reception area.


"No, but my mother in law did!"

Not guilty

Paddy went to trial for armed robbery.
After a long drawn out trial, the jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."

"That's grand!" shouted Paddy. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

I didn't hear the sea when I held a Shell up

I did, however, get six years in jail for armed robbery of a petrol station.

My armless uncle was a bank robber for 40 years and th e police couldn't ever capture him...

Apparently, they couldn't arrest him for armed robbery.

Last week I got a picture framed

Now it's doing 10 years for armed robbery but swears that it's innocent


A man is on trial for armed robbery...

The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clear his throat and announces, Not guilty. The defendant leaps to his feet. Awesome! he shouts. Does that mean I get to keep the money?

A group of amputees have escaped after a violent bank robbery,

one armed and dangerous.

What was Pinocchio's defense when he was tried for armed robbery?

well, Geppetto was the one pulling the strings

During an armed robbery at a bank, one teller hissed and whispered to the next teller.

"Here are the 100 bucks I owe you."

Yesterday I had a picture framed

Now is doing time upstate for armed robbery.

What do you call a person that commits a robbery with his bare hands?

An armed robber..

You can explore armed robbery reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean armed robbery dad jokes. There are also armed robbery puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I'm going away for life because of armed robbery.

I can finally afford my dream ski house in Switzerland

My picture got framed the other day...

Now it's upstate doing time for armed robbery.

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We suggest to use only working armed robbery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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