Armed Robber Jokes
17 armed robber jokes and hilarious armed robber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about armed robber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Armed Robber Short Jokes
Short armed robber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The armed robber humour may include short robber jokes also.
- My armless uncle was a bank robber for 40 years and th e police couldn't ever capture him... Apparently, they couldn't arrest him for armed robbery.
- What's the difference between an unarmed black man and an armed robber on the run? How should I know, I'm just a cop!
- Cemetry at midnight is the only place in the world where... A couple of armed robbers will scare you less than a little lonely girl in a white dress.
- An armed robber, fleeing from the police, ran into a s**... club It turned into a h**... stage situation.
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Armed Robber One Liners
Which armed robber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with armed robber? I can suggest the ones about bank robber and grave robber.
- Funny joke, I think. A robber who had no arms tried to rob me, good thing he was unarmed.
- Armed robbers. Some say they're a drain on society. But you've got to give it to them...
- What do you call a person that commits a robbery with his bare hands? An armed robber..
- A one-armed man was robbed The robber said "stick it up"
Silly & Ridiculous Armed Robber Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about armed robber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robber up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make armed robber pranks.
Two grave robbers walk into a bar
They go to a corner and start playing poker together.
An hour later the first grave robber goes up to the bartender. The bartender asks, what happened? You look upset.
The grave robber replies, i just lost an arm and a leg!
I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a balaclava and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Bank Robber
A masked armed robber runs into a bank and up to the first teller. As he begins to tell her to give up the cash, his mask falls off. He puts it back on and then asks her if she saw his face. She replies yes, so he shoots her dead. Next teller is asked the same thing, replies yes and bang, dead. He then turns to a couple standing in line and asks the man if he saw his face. The man replies "No, but my wife did."
An armed robber had just finished robbing a mansion.
As he got out, he noticed a random guy staring at him with his jaws dropped.
Robber: Did you see anything!?
Man: Y..yes..
The robber shot the man. Unfortunately, another person passing by at that exact moment witnessed this.
Robber: Did you see anything!?
Man: Yes! And I am calling the-
The robber shot him before he could say anything. Unfortunately a married couple walking by witnessed both of the murders.
Robber: Did you see-
Before he could finish asking his question, the man replied: No. Not at all. But my wife did! And she threatened to call the police!
An armed robber walkes into a bank
... after he collected the money he turns to a customer and asks: "Did you witness me robbing this bank?" The customer says "Yes" and so the robber shoots him. He turns to a 2nd customer and asks: "Did you witness me robbing that bank?". The 2nd customer also says "Yes" so the robber shoots him. He now turns to a 3rd customer and asks:"Did you witness me robbing that bank?" The 3rd customer says: " I havent witnessed anything but my wife witnessed it all".
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