Armchair Jokes
4 armchair jokes and hilarious armchair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about armchair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A woman's husband comes home wasted every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best l**.... She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub. "It's getting late, big boy," she says after a few minutes. "Why don't we go upstairs to bed?" "We might as well," slurs the husband.
"I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway."
A dog and a cat arrive at the gates of heaven and... God, sitting high up in his comfortable armchair, asks the dog:
"Were you a good boy on earth?"
The dog replied:
"I was always faithful and loyal"
God asked the cat:
"What about you, cat?"
The cat looked at God and answered:
" You are sitting in my place..."
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I tried to build myself an armchair, but I s**... up some of the measurements and made it too wide
So near, and yet sofa
I'm an armchair psychologist
Yesterday I diagnosed a Lazyboy with schizophrenia
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