Armageddon Jokes

Following is our collection of messiah humor and doomsday one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Armageddon puns for adults, dirty knocker jokes or clean hab gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Armageddon

So what if i don't know what "Armageddon" means?

It's not the end of the world.

So what if I can't define armageddon

It's not like it's the end of the world!

All this drama in the world. Makes me want to watch a nice light movie.

You know... Like Armageddon.

I was just about to watch Armageddon on Netflix, when my subscription expired.

"Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."

I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon"

But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"

Anyone remember Worms: Armageddon for the PS1?

What a great game! I think it must be very underrated, though. I always used to tell people at school I've got Worms , but it would make them distance themselves from me :(

I keep forgetting what "Armageddon" means.

Oh well. It's not the end of the world.

Using Microsoft Word

**moves image 1mm to the right**

4 new pages appear.

Global warming.

Alien invasion.


I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.

If you can't think of a joke about armageddon...

Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

What is an amputees favorite movie?


How much would it cost to take over the world?

An armageddon and a leg

Please describe your poo As a movie title e.g. Armageddon, the rock, Charlie and the chocolate factory...

A stranger ran up to me...

A stranger ran up to me, claiming the world going to end.

After that encounter Armageddon out of this town.

I misspelled armageddon the other day...

But I guess it's not the end of the world

Why do kids get excited for Santa and not Jesus on his birthday?

Santa brings ipads, Jesus brings armageddon. Seems simple.

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