armageddon Jokes

So what if i don't know what "Armageddon" means?

It's not the end of the world.

So what if I can't spell "Armageddon"

I mean, it's not the end of the world.

So what if I can't define armageddon

It's not like it's the end of the world!

I was just about to watch Armageddon on Netflix, when my subscription expired.

"Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."

I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon"

But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"

I keep forgetting what "Armageddon" means.

Oh well. It's not the end of the world.

I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.

What is an amputees favorite movie?

Armageddon.

If you can't think of a joke about armageddon...

Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

Please describe your poo As a movie title e.g. Armageddon, the rock, Charlie and the chocolate factory...

I misspelled armageddon the other day...

But I guess it's not the end of the world

A stranger ran up to me...

A stranger ran up to me, claiming the world going to end.

After that encounter Armageddon out of this town.

هرمجدون Armageddon

Why do kids get excited for Santa and not Jesus on his birthday?

Santa brings ipads, Jesus brings armageddon. Seems simple.

Why is it called Armageddon?

Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n

Remember the whole Armageddon thing in the Bible?

Yeah we missed by a few hundred miles