Armageddon Jokes

Funniest Armageddon Short Jokes

Short armageddon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The armageddon humour may include short jello jokes also.

1. I was just about to watch Armageddon on Netflix, when my subscription expired. "Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."
2. All this drama in the world. Makes me want to watch a nice light movie. You know... Like Armageddon.
3. I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon" But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"
4. I'm making my own Crossword Puzzle but I'm struggling to think up a clue for 3 down, 'Armageddon'. Ah well, it's not the end of the world.
5. Knock, knock. *Who's there?*
   Armageddon.
   *Armageddon who?*
   Armageddon tired of all this knockin'!
6. I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.
7. If you can't think of a joke about armageddon... Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.
8. A stranger ran up to me... A stranger ran up to me, claiming the world going to end.
   After that encounter Armageddon out of this town.
9. Why do kids get excited for Santa and not Jesus on his birthday? Santa brings ipads, Jesus brings armageddon. Seems simple.
10. Using Microsoft Word **moves image 1mm to the right**
    4 new pages appear.
    Global warming.
    Alien invasion.
    Armageddon.

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Armageddon One Liners

Which armageddon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with armageddon? I can suggest the ones about messiah and apocalypse.

1. So what if i don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
2. So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon' It's not the end of the world
3. So what if I can't define armageddon It's not like it's the end of the world!
4. I keep forgetting what "Armageddon" means. Oh well. It's not the end of the world.
5. What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon.
6. How much would it cost to take over the world? An armageddon and a leg
7. I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world
8. Remember the whole Armageddon thing in the Bible? Yeah we missed by a few hundred miles
9. هرمجدون Armageddon
10. Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
11. Why is it called Armageddon? Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n

Howlingly Hilarious Armageddon Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about armageddon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make armageddon pranks.