Following is our collection of messiah humor and doomsday one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Armageddon puns for adults, dirty knocker jokes or clean hab gags for kids.
There is an abundance of apocalypse jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on armageddon. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any nicol witze you can hear about armageddon.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not like it's the end of the world!
You know... Like Armageddon.
"Ah well," I thought. "It's not the end of the world."
But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"
What a great game! I think it must be very underrated, though. I always used to tell people at school I've got Worms , but it would make them distance themselves from me :(
Oh well. It's not the end of the world.
**moves image 1mm to the right**
4 new pages appear.
Global warming.
Alien invasion.
Armageddon.
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.
Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.
Armageddon.
An armageddon and a leg
A stranger ran up to me, claiming the world going to end.
After that encounter Armageddon out of this town.
But I guess it's not the end of the world
Santa brings ipads, Jesus brings armageddon. Seems simple.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.