Following is our collection of funny Armadillo jokes. There are some armadillo amigos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these armadillo adolphin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I would never armadillo...
They usually cost an arm and a leg.
luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits
About halfway across.
A karmadillo.
A roll model
To prove to the armadillo it could be done
(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")
A: Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.
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