Armadillo Jokes

8 armadillo jokes and hilarious armadillo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about armadillo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out this collection of armadillo jokes for Rik, the armadillo-loving possum, and his armadillo amigos. Whether you're looking for a light-hearted laugh or a silly pun, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.

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Hilarious Fun Armadillo Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What is a good armadillo joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I like dillos, but I don't support giving them guns...

I would never armadillo...

Why did the Texan chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Armadillos are quite expensive.

They usually cost an arm and a leg.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray

luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits

What is an armadillo that kills murderers called?

A karmadillo.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo it could be done
(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")

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