The Best 10 Armadillo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Armadillo jokes. There are some armadillo amigos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these armadillo adolphin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Armadillo Jokes and Puns

I like dillos, but I don't support giving them guns...

I would never armadillo...

Why did the Texan chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Armadillos are quite expensive.

They usually cost an arm and a leg.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray

luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits

What is an armadillo that kills murderers called?

A karmadillo.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo it could be done

(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")

Q: How many Oregon fans does it take to eat an armadillo?

A: Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.

What do you call it when you give a gun to a wreath of pickling herbs?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the armadillo mexican jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working armadillo texas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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