Hilarious Fun Armadillo Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
I like dillos, but I don't support giving them guns...
I would never armadillo...
Why did the Texan chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Armadillos are quite expensive.
They usually cost an arm and a leg.
What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?
About halfway across.
an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray
luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits
What is an armadillo that kills murderers called?
A karmadillo.
What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?
A roll model
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo it could be done
(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")
Q: How many Oregon fans does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.
What do you call it when you give a gun to a wreath of pickling herbs?
Armadillo
