Armadillo Jokes

Check out this collection of armadillo jokes for Rik, the armadillo-loving possum, and his armadillo amigos. Whether you're looking for a light-hearted laugh or a silly pun, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.

Hilarious Fun Armadillo Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

I like dillos, but I don't support giving them guns...

I would never armadillo...

Why did the Texan chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Armadillos are quite expensive.

They usually cost an arm and a leg.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray

luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits

What is an armadillo that kills murderers called?

A karmadillo.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo it could be done

(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")

Q: How many Oregon fans does it take to eat an armadillo?

A: Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.

What do you call it when you give a gun to a wreath of pickling herbs?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the armadillo oth puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working armadillo mexican piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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