Arm Wrestling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arm Wrestling jokes. There are some arm wrestling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arm wrestling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Arm Wrestling Jokes to Boost Your Mood

Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris

Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

A drunk man walks into a bar

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

I met an amputee in a bar

Everyone in the joint called him 'E'. He had been drinking there for a few years every single one of the locals knew him. Apparently he used to be the strongest guy in the town

"Ya know, I can still arm wrestle with the best of them" E said.

To which I replied

"you and what arm, E?"

Chuck Norris and Superman once had an arm wrestling contest

Loser has to wear his underwear above his pants.

I walked in the pub last night to see 2 big blokes in there 20s arm wrestling with a huge crowd cheering around them.

I walked over and said to them, "I could beat either of you two in arm wrestle, hands down."

"Dont make me laugh," one of them said. "You're about 60 years old."

"I may be," I replied. "But I'm also a v**...."

I saw a woman at the gas station pumping gas and trying to light a cigarette

I went inside to pay and saw two policemen in the store. I said "Did you guys see that woman out there?" They looked outside and suddenly darted out the door. I turn and see she caught her arm on fire

The policemen threw a blanket around her and wrestled her to the ground and put out the fire. Then they gave her a ticket!

After they came inside I asked why they gave her a ticket. Turns out that firearm wasn't registered

Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled...

Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants till the rest of his life.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Two books arm wrestle.

One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it.

My friend and I got in an argument, so we settled it with an arm wrestling match.

I guess you could call it an armed conflict.

There was no Big Bang.

Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.

You can explore arm wrestling reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean arm wrestling dad jokes. There are also arm wrestling puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.

And guess what, the loser had to wear his u**... over his pants!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arm wrestling puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arm wrestling piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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