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13 arm wrestling jokes and hilarious arm wrestling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arm wrestling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Arm Wrestling Short Jokes

Short arm wrestling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arm wrestling humour may include short arm wrestled jokes also.

  1. Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
  2. Chuck Norris and Superman once had an arm wrestling contest Loser has to wear his underwear above his pants.
  3. Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled... Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants till the rest of his life.
  4. Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
  5. My friend and I got in an argument, so we settled it with an arm wrestling match. I guess you could call it an armed conflict.
  6. There was no Big Bang.
    Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
  7. There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
    And guess what, the loser had to wear his u**... over his pants!

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Arm Wrestling One Liners

Which arm wrestling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arm wrestling? I can suggest the ones about wrestling and wrestling match.

  1. Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it.

Fun-Filled Arm Wrestling Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about arm wrestling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean professional wrestler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arm wrestling pranks.

A drunk man walks into a bar

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

I met an amputee in a bar

Everyone in the joint called him 'E'. He had been drinking there for a few years every single one of the locals knew him. Apparently he used to be the strongest guy in the town
"Ya know, I can still arm wrestle with the best of them" E said.
To which I replied
"you and what arm, E?"

I walked in the pub last night to see 2 big blokes in there 20s arm wrestling with a huge crowd cheering around them.

I walked over and said to them, "I could beat either of you two in arm wrestle, hands down."
"Dont make me laugh," one of them said. "You're about 60 years old."
"I may be," I replied. "But I'm also a v**...."

I saw a woman at the gas station pumping gas and trying to light a cigarette

I went inside to pay and saw two policemen in the store. I said "Did you guys see that woman out there?" They looked outside and suddenly darted out the door. I turn and see she caught her arm on fire
The policemen threw a blanket around her and wrestled her to the ground and put out the fire. Then they gave her a ticket!
After they came inside I asked why they gave her a ticket. Turns out that firearm wasn't registered