Arm Cast Jokes
18 arm cast jokes and hilarious arm cast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arm cast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short arm cast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arm cast humour may include short arm wrestled jokes also.
- what's the difference between a movie, and someone with a broken arm? people get autographs from the cast, and the cast gets autographs from the people
- Why can't someone with a broken arm perform in a play? Because they're already in the cast
- A TV weatherman broke both his legs and arms in an accident... ...he had to call in from the hospital to explain his four casts.
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Arm Cast One Liners
Which arm cast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arm cast? I can suggest the ones about arm amputee and arms guns.
- Why do arm fractures look down on leg fractures? Because they're a lower caste
- What did the weather man get get he broke all his arms and legs? Four casts
- Why Didn't Gandhi's Broken Arm Repair? Because he fought the Caste system
- Knights of the Old retirement home What do rich knights with broken arms have.
Cast-les - Why did h**... save the plaster after his broken arm had healed? He wanted a hollow cast.
Arm Cast Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about arm cast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean missing arm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arm cast pranks.
Kelly hobbled in to the bar on a crutch with one arm in a cast.
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked.
I got in a tiff with Riley.
Riley? He's just a wee fellow" the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand.
That he did" Kelly said, A shovel it was.
Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
Aye, that I did….Mrs. Riley's right breast" Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.
Jesus heard that...
there was going to be a stoning at the edge of town, so he headed that way.
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
The crowd goes silent.
Suddenly, a rock comes flying from the back of the crowd and BOOM, knocks out the offender.
Jesus waves his arm to part the crowd, revealing the thrower:
"Mom! I asked you not to come to these things!"
No good deed goes unpunished
I ran into a friend of mine who looked roughed up, with a shiner and an arm in a cast. I was aghast and asked him what happened.
He: Dude, don't ask. I was on the bus, minding my own business, when the gal sitting next to me stood up as her stop was approaching, and I noticed her skirt was stuck in her buttcrack. Thought I'd do her a favor and pull the skirt back out, but she punched me in the face.
Me: That s**..., yo! What's with the arm?
He: Oh, that was for trying to make peace by pushing the skirt back in .
Doctor: Well, your arm is broken. You'll need a cast for about 8 weeks and you'll be good as new
Me: When the cast comes off, will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: I don't see why not.
Me: AWESOME!!!! I've always wanted to play the piano
A priest, a Baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar
A priest, a baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar and start getting sloshed.
They decide that they need to test their faith to see which one is the best. They decide the ultimate challenge is to see if they can convert a bear.
So the next day they all go out into the wood to try and meet up again at the bar that night.
The priest comes in with a broken arm and scratches all over his body and smilingly says: "I had to run around the bear and read him the entire Bible but he saw the light and he was converted."
The baptist is on crutches with two broken legs and a broken arm and his head all bandaged. He says: "I had to wrestle that bear to the ground and baptize him in the stream but he saw the light and he was converted, hallelujah!"
Then the Rabbi gets wheeled in in a full body cast. He says: "Ya know, in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have started with circumcision."