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Short arm amputee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arm amputee humour may include short leg amputee jokes also.

1. If you watch 127 Hours backwards It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.
2. As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost. He said an arm and a leg.
3. I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee. No arm, no foul.
4. I always wanted to be an amputee but it's way to expensive. I hear it cost an arm or a leg
5. An arm amputee bought a wooden cupboard from IKEA which was sent to his home for his self assembly. Needless to say, he was stumped.
6. So what do you do? *I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
   So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
   *I prefer international arms dealer.*
7. As a recent amputee I would like to ask, who knew that car accidents really DID cost an arm and a leg?
8. An amputee missing an arm and a leg walks up to a stranger and shouts "I lost my left arm and left leg!!!"
   The stranger says, "My god what a tragedy!"
   The amputee says; "I'm all right."
9. Did you hear about the amputee who escaped the hospital after being fitted with his prosthetics? You might want to watch out. News reports claim that he is armed and dangerous
10. A blind comedian goes to a hospital to do a gig. He notices no one is laughing at his act, but he continues singing, If you're happy and you know it...
    The room was full of arm amputees.

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Arm Amputee One Liners

Which arm amputee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arm amputee? I can suggest the ones about amputee and amputated arm.

1. An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand.
2. I sell prosthetics to midgets who are amputees... I'm a small arms dealer.
3. Why was a man kicked out of the Amputee ward? He was armed.
4. A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says... Two arms, Comrade.
5. I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee… It's called A farewell To Arms .
6. What do you call an amputee with a gun? Armed.
7. What to you call a Guitarist with no arms? An Amputee.
8. Why did the Amputee Buy a Gun? He Wanted to be Armed.
9. What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee
10. A group of amputees have escaped after a violent bank robbery, one armed and dangerous.
11. What did the double arm amputee say to his mother? "Look ma, no hands!"
12. What was the double amputee's favorite book? A Farewell to Arms
13. What does the amputee call the burglar? Armed and Dangerous
14. Why are arm amputees always sad? They don't have a shoulder to cry on.
15. What do you get when a soviet paraplegic chases an American double-amputee? An arms race.

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