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It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.
It was secondhand.
I'm a small arms dealer.
He was armed.
He said an arm and a leg.
An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .
The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.
Everyone in the joint called him 'E'. He had been drinking there for a few years every single one of the locals knew him. Apparently he used to be the strongest guy in the town
"Ya know, I can still arm wrestle with the best of them" E said.
To which I replied
"you and what arm, E?"
Two arms, Comrade.
No arm, no foul.
I hear it cost an arm or a leg
Armed.
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Needless to say, he was stumped.
An Amputee.
He Wanted to be Armed.
Amputee
*I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
*I prefer international arms dealer.*
one armed and dangerous.
who knew that car accidents really DID cost an arm and a leg?
"Look ma, no hands!"
A Farewell to Arms
"I lost my left arm and left leg!!!"
The stranger says, "My god what a tragedy!"
The amputee says; "I'm all right."
Armed and Dangerous
You might want to watch out. News reports claim that he is armed and dangerous
They don't have a shoulder to cry on.
An arms race.
He notices no one is laughing at his act, but he continues singing, If you're happy and you know it...
The room was full of arm amputees.
It costs an arm and a leg.
He wasn't armed.
Had NOTHING to do with amputees. Very disappointed.
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