Arm Amputee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arm Amputee jokes. There are some arm amputee amputated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arm amputee limb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.

An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon...

It was secondhand.

I sell prosthetics to midgets who are amputees...

I'm a small arms dealer.

Why was a man kicked out of the Amputee ward?

He was armed.

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As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost.

He said an arm and a leg.

An amputee walks up to a stranger...

An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .

The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.

I met an amputee in a bar

Everyone in the joint called him 'E'. He had been drinking there for a few years every single one of the locals knew him. Apparently he used to be the strongest guy in the town

"Ya know, I can still arm wrestle with the best of them" E said.

To which I replied

"you and what arm, E?"

A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says...

Two arms, Comrade.

I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee.

No arm, no foul.

I always wanted to be an amputee but it's way to expensive.

I hear it cost an arm or a leg

I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…

It's called A Farewell To Arms .

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What do you call an amputee with a gun?


An arm amputee bought a wooden cupboard from IKEA which was sent to his home for his self assembly.

Needless to say, he was stumped.

What to you call a Guitarist with no arms?

An Amputee.

Why did the Amputee Buy a Gun?

He Wanted to be Armed.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?


So what do you do?

*I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*

So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?

*I prefer international arms dealer.*

A group of amputees have escaped after a violent bank robbery,

one armed and dangerous.

As a recent amputee I would like to ask,

who knew that car accidents really DID cost an arm and a leg?

What did the double arm amputee say to his mother?

"Look ma, no hands!"

What was the double amputee's favorite book?

A Farewell to Arms

An amputee missing an arm and a leg walks up to a stranger and shouts

"I lost my left arm and left leg!!!"

The stranger says, "My god what a tragedy!"

The amputee says; "I'm all right."

What does the amputee call the burglar?

Armed and Dangerous

Did you hear about the amputee who escaped the hospital after being fitted with his prosthetics?

You might want to watch out. News reports claim that he is armed and dangerous

Why are arm amputees always sad?

They don't have a shoulder to cry on.

What do you get when a soviet paraplegic chases an American double-amputee?

An arms race.

A blind comedian goes to a hospital to do a gig.

He notices no one is laughing at his act, but he continues singing, If you're happy and you know it...

The room was full of arm amputees.

Have you heard of the amputee fetish?

It costs an arm and a leg.

Why did the amputee have such bad luck robbing banks?

He wasn't armed.

A Farewell To Arms

Had NOTHING to do with amputees. Very disappointed.

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