Giggle-Inducing Arkan Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
Why did Arkansas raise the legal drinking age to 32?
To keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What did Tenne see?
Same thing Arkan saw
An Arkansas man takes his 12 year-old daughter to the doctor to get her on birth control
The doctor then asks the man, Your 12 year-old daughter is sexually active!?
The man replies, No, she's like her mother. She just lays there.
Arkansas is where all the pirates from Kansas moved.
And they originally spelled it Cansas but being so far from the coast they found they missed the C too much.
Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery
It's a sad state of affairs.
Arkansas
3 million people, 15 last names
I am a Arkansan, homeschooled, Mormon what is your best joke?
Seriously I want to know.
What does an Arkansas guy tell his girlfriend when he finds out she is cheating on him?
I'm gonna tell mom.
Everybody in Arkansas is about to hate life.
Oh wait, I meant "pro life".
What did Mrs Sippi and Tenna see?
The same thing Arkan saw.
