Following is our collection of **funny Arithmetic jokes**. There are some arithmetic sophomore jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **arithmetic multiplication puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

teach midgets arithmetic.

Student: One dollar.

Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.

Student: You don't know my father.

Me: 1 dollar

Teacher: You clearly don't know your arithmetic

Me: You clearly don't know my father

Because its the thot that counts.

One quarter." answered little Johnny.

You don't know your arithmetic!" snapped the teacher shaking her head.

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my dad!"

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

Β Johnny, if you had $5 and you asked your father for $3 more, how many dollars would you have?

β I would have five dollarsβ¦

β You don't know your arithmetic, Johnnyβ¦

β You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutchβ¦

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

They do this using algae-rhythms.

You can explore arithmetic homework reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean arithmetic class dad jokes. There are also arithmetic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.

Now, what does each get?

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.

With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, A lawyer!

Vincent: One dollar.

Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.

Vincent: You don't know my father.

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

I guess four is Tutu's.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arithmetic tutor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arithmetic school piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.