Following is our collection of **homework humor** and **sophomore one-liner funnies** working better than reddit jokes. They include *Arithmetic puns for adults*, dirty class jokes or clean multiplication gags for kids.

There is an abundance of tutor jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on arithmetic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any school witze you can hear about arithmetic.

teach midgets arithmetic.

Student: One dollar.

Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.

Student: You don't know my father.

Me: 1 dollar

Teacher: You clearly don't know your arithmetic

Me: You clearly don't know my father

Because its the thot that counts.

One quarter." answered little Johnny.

You don't know your arithmetic!" snapped the teacher shaking her head.

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my dad!"

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

Β Johnny, if you had $5 and you asked your father for $3 more, how many dollars would you have?

β I would have five dollarsβ¦

β You don't know your arithmetic, Johnnyβ¦

β You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutchβ¦

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.

Now, what does each get?

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.

With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, A lawyer!

Vincent: One dollar.

Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.

Vincent: You don't know my father.

They do this using algae-rhythms.

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

I guess four is Tutu's.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.