Aristotle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aristotle jokes. There are some aristotle manuscript jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aristotle philosophical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do.

Therefore, I am your mother.

Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar...


After watching me sign up for a Greek philosophy course, my dad said, Did you know Aristotle said that we are what we repeatedly do?

Therefore, I'm your mother.

A burglar broke into a house. As he was opening the safe, he heard a voice

The voice was saying "Jesus and I are watching you". The burglar turns around and sees a parrot.

"Stupid bird, it was you that scared the hell out of me"

"Yes, it was me, Aristotle"

The burglar laughs and says "That's a stupid name for a parrot"

The parrot replied "Well, Jesus is a stupid name for a doberman"

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.

Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?

No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno"

I've never finished it for some reason.

Aristotle joke, Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno"

Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?

His teacher was Plato.

Why did the dentist read Aristotle?

He wanted to study flossophy to seek the tooth.

Humanity is losing its genuises..

Aristotle died, Newton passed away,
Eisntein died.. and I'm not feeling well today.

If Aristotle was to write a book on ethical music what would he call it?

NickelBachean Ethics

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Why did Aristotle name his dog Nature ?

Because he abhors a vacuum

Aristotle has long been regarded for his philosophical mind.

But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.

Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Plato?

he was a real Philosoraptor

Y'know, dogs have a funny way of proving big concepts.....

After all, Aristotle said "Nature abhors a vacuum."...

Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.

Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM!
-high fives Socrates-

Aristotle joke, Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.

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