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Therefore, I am your mother.
Why?
Therefore, I'm your mother.
The voice was saying "Jesus and I are watching you". The burglar turns around and sees a parrot.
"Stupid bird, it was you that scared the hell out of me"
"Yes, it was me, Aristotle"
The burglar laughs and says "That's a stupid name for a parrot"
The parrot replied "Well, Jesus is a stupid name for a doberman"
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
They were fried in ancient grease!
I've never finished it for some reason.
His teacher was Plato.
He wanted to study flossophy to seek the tooth.
Aristotle died, Newton passed away,
Eisntein died.. and I'm not feeling well today.
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Because he abhors a vacuum
But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.
he was a real Philosoraptor
After all, Aristotle said "Nature abhors a vacuum."...
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM!
-high fives Socrates-
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