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  1. After watching me sign up for a Greek philosophy course, my dad said, Did you know Aristotle said that we are what we repeatedly do? Therefore, I'm your mother.
  2. How is working the fry station at McDonald's like studying Plato and Aristotle? You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
  3. Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno" I've never finished it for some reason.
  4. Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay? His teacher was Plato.
  5. Humanity is losing its genuises.. Aristotle died, Newton passed away,
    Eisntein died.. and I'm not feeling well today.
  6. If Aristotle was to write a book on ethical music what would he call it? NickelBachean Ethics
  7. Aristotle has long been regarded for his philosophical mind. But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.
  8. Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Plato? he was a real Philosoraptor
  9. Y'know, dogs have a funny way of proving big concepts..... After all, Aristotle said "Nature abhors a vacuum."...
  10. Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM!
    -high fives Socrates-
Aristotle joke, Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.

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  1. Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother.
  2. Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?
  3. Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!
  4. Why did the dentist read Aristotle? He wanted to study flossophy to seek the tooth.
  5. Why did Aristotle name his dog Nature ? Because he abhors a vacuum
  6. I saw my kid reading Aristotle's "Theory of Aesthetics." He said it's pretty lit.
  7. Aristotle? More like... Aristhoughtle
  8. Aristotle said nature abhors a vacuum... I reckon he's right, the dog hates our one.

Aristotle joke, Aristotle said nature abhors a vacuum...

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A burglar broke into a house. As he was opening the safe, he heard a voice

The voice was saying "Jesus and I are watching you". The burglar turns around and sees a parrot.
"s**... bird, it was you that scared the h**... out of me"
"Yes, it was me, Aristotle"
The burglar laughs and says "That's a s**... name for a parrot"
The parrot replied "Well, Jesus is a s**... name for a doberman"

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

Aristotle joke, Humanity is losing its genuises..

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