Aristocrats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aristocrats jokes. Read aristocrats rocher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

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Several aristocrats are having a party on a cruise ship, when the captain comes down and interrupts.

"I have some good news and some bad news," he says. "Which do you want to hear first?"

"Good!" everyone says in unison.

The captain says, "We won eleven Oscars!"

What do r**... and aristocrats have in common?

Both groups like marrying their cousins.

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Donald Trump is taking questions from journalists on his last day in office.

One journalist asks him, "President Trump, do you have a final thing to say to the American people as our president?"

Trump then looks into the camera, bows deeply, and yells, "THE ARISTOCRATS!"

A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps...

> A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps.

>One of them, it is said, took out a map, and after studying it for a long time exclaimed: "Now I know where we are!"

>"Where?" asked the others.

>"See that big mountain right over there? *We are right on top of it.*"

George Gamow

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