Aristocratic Jokes
27 aristocratic jokes and hilarious aristocratic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aristocratic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Aristocratic Short Jokes
Short aristocratic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aristocratic humour may include short jokes also.
- What did the Aristocrat say when he heard the French Revolution happening in the streets? Oh! What a peasant surprise!!
- what's the difference between the queen of England and a cat that makes coffee? One's an Aristocrat
The other's a Barista-Cat - What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution? They put their head into it.
- Other than The Aristocrats, are there any jokes where the telling of it is the joke itself?
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Aristocratic One Liners
Which aristocratic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aristocratic? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How do you call a gay Russian aristocrat? Sir Gay
- How do you get rid of Aristocratic Germans? Von by Von.
- What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip
- How do you serve an aristocrat? In bread.
- Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race! - THE ARISTOCRATS! Your face.
- The Aristocrats Tell your tale of this family debacle
- What do r**... and aristocrats have in common? Both groups like marrying their cousins.
Aristocratic Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about aristocratic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aristocratic pranks.
Bob Saget aristocrat joke
Man #1: A guy goes into a talent agent's office. He says, `I have the greatest act in the world.'
Man #2: Hey, oh.
Man #3: Me and my wife go on stage. We get undressed and I start (censored) my wife.
Man #4: I remember my grandmother sitting me down and telling me the joke. So she only spoke Yiddish. The only English word she knew was (censored).
Several aristocrats are having a party on a cruise ship, when the captain comes down and interrupts.
"I have some good news and some bad news," he says. "Which do you want to hear first?"
"Good!" everyone says in unison.
The captain says, "We won eleven Oscars!"
An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:
"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)
Donald Trump is taking questions from journalists on his last day in office.
One journalist asks him, "President Trump, do you have a final thing to say to the American people as our president?"
Trump then looks into the camera, bows deeply, and yells, "THE ARISTOCRATS!"
A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps...
> A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps.
>One of them, it is said, took out a map, and after studying it for a long time exclaimed: "Now I know where we are!"
>"Where?" asked the others.
>"See that big mountain right over there? *We are right on top of it.*"
George Gamow
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma
This joke was like "The Aristocrats" back in the day - question was how much you could elaborate it ...
Guy on a business trip gets to chatting with an attractive woman at the hotel bar and both of them being a little drunk, they wind up together in his bedroom.
So he's lying in bed watching her get ready, and first thing he sees is her take off her false eyelashes.
Then her false fingernails.
Then her wig.
Then her artificial arm.
Whereupon he says, "Hey honey - when you get to the part I want, throw it over here!"