The Best 7 Aristocrat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aristocrat jokes. There are some aristocrat noble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aristocrat sir puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Aristocrat Jokes and Puns

Bob Saget aristocrat joke

Man #1: A guy goes into a talent agent's office. He says, `I have the greatest act in the world.'

Man #2: Hey, oh.

Man #3: Me and my wife go on stage. We get undressed and I start (censored) my wife.

Man #4: I remember my grandmother sitting me down and telling me the joke. So she only spoke Yiddish. The only English word she knew was (censored).

Several aristocrats are having a party on a cruise ship, when the captain comes down and interrupts.

"I have some good news and some bad news," he says. "Which do you want to hear first?"

"Good!" everyone says in unison.

The captain says, "We won eleven Oscars!"

What did the Aristocrat say when he heard the French Revolution happening in the streets?

Oh! What a peasant surprise!!

How do you call a gay Russian aristocrat?

Sir Gay

what's the difference between the queen of England and a cat that makes coffee?

One's an Aristocrat

The other's a Barista-Cat


An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:

"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)

How do you serve an aristocrat?

In bread.

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We suggest to use only working aristocrat gay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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