Aristocrat Jokes

Following is our collection of princess humor and noble one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aristocrat puns for adults, dirty prince jokes or clean sir gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aristocrat

Bob Saget aristocrat joke

Man #1: A guy goes into a talent agent's office. He says, `I have the greatest act in the world.'

Man #2: Hey, oh.

Man #3: Me and my wife go on stage. We get undressed and I start (censored) my wife.

Man #4: I remember my grandmother sitting me down and telling me the joke. So she only spoke Yiddish. The only English word she knew was (censored).

How do you call a gay Russian aristocrat?

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An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:

"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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