Fun-Filled Arise Jokes to Boost Your Mood
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?
Jesus and I have a lot in common
We both got hammered on a Friday and didn't arise until the Sunday.
If you think a healthy relationship could ever arise out of an arranged wedding...
... then I have a Bridget to sell you.
And then he turned to the Yeast.
And the good Lord said, "Arise, my son! Arise! And you shall be a meal!"
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What ethical issues might arise regarding an experiment involving children?
Children can't be trusted.
Actual conversation with Country Harvest about the launch of their new website.
Agent: Yeah so we're gonna need you to slice up those images and tag the categories.
Web Developer: Ok what about the products?
Agent: Put them in a box.
Web Developer: And the sub nav?
Agent: Yes, use breadcrumbs.
Web Developer: Ok great.
Agent: Let me know if any problems arise, we gotta get this wrapped up by this afternoon or we're toast!
