Arise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arise jokes. Read arise soar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arise rise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?

Jesus and I have a lot in common

We both got hammered on a Friday and didn't arise until the Sunday.

If you think a healthy relationship could ever arise out of an arranged wedding...

... then I have a Bridget to sell you.

And then he turned to the Yeast.

And the good Lord said, "Arise, my son! Arise! And you shall be a meal!"

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What ethical issues might arise regarding an experiment involving children?

Children can't be trusted.

Actual conversation with Country Harvest about the launch of their new website.

Agent: Yeah so we're gonna need you to slice up those images and tag the categories.

Web Developer: Ok what about the products?

Agent: Put them in a box.

Web Developer: And the sub nav?

Agent: Yes, use breadcrumbs.

Web Developer: Ok great.

Agent: Let me know if any problems arise, we gotta get this wrapped up by this afternoon or we're toast!

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