Aries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aries jokes. There are some aries saturn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aries uranus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Met a girl that's into horoscopes

Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.

Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?

Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T

Me : Congratulations you're an Aries.

If a train passes the Aquarius terminal in the first stage of its journey and the Aries terminal in the third stage...

At what stage is the Cancer terminal?

Hey girl, I'm an Aries...

Wanna get rammed?

I can't stand when people talk about astrology like it's real.

I'm such an Aries.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aries obituaries puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aries pisces piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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