Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Aries Jokes and Friends
Met a girl that's into horoscopes
Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.
Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?
Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T
Me : Congratulations you're an Aries.
If a train passes the Aquarius terminal in the first stage of its journey and the Aries terminal in the third stage...
At what stage is the Cancer terminal?
Hey girl, I'm an Aries...
Wanna get rammed?
I can't stand when people talk about astrology like it's real.
I'm such an Aries.