Ariel Mermaid Jokes
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Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot?
Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?
They're Ariel photographers
How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
How can we tell that Ariel, The Little Mermaid, is a horrible student?
Even on a curve, her grades are always under the 'C'.
Why do mermaids wear bras?
To cover up their Ariel-as.
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