Following is our collection of funny Ariel Mermaid jokes. There are some ariel mermaid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ariel mermaid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
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Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot?
Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?
They're Ariel photographers
How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
How can we tell that Ariel, The Little Mermaid, is a horrible student?
Even on a curve, her grades are always under the 'C'.
Why do mermaids wear bras?
To cover up their Ariel-as.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a b**... crustacean.
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ariel mermaid puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working ariel mermaid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.
