Silly & Ridiculous Ariel Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because she can't fit into D shells
Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?
Because she outgrew the B-shells
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because B were too small and D were too large
Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
Why did Ariel wear sea shells?
The D shells were too large.
Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot?
Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?
They're Ariel photographers
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?
He was just chasing tail.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells?
Because the B shells were too small and the D shells were too big
How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
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A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password
She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella d**... Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.
How can we tell that Ariel, The Little Mermaid, is a horrible student?
Even on a curve, her grades are always under the 'C'.
What font do they use under the sea?
Ariel
Why did Ariel wear seashells?
Because she couldn't find the d-shells.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a b**... crustacean.
You can call me Ariel after this semester...
Because my grades are under the C.
Why did King Trident punish Ariel?
He found her stash of sea w**....
Helvetica and Ariel walk into a bar
The bartender says we don't serve your type here
Ariel
My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.
We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because D shells are too big
Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?
Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.
Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple
Nah she would just be a beach
What did Eric get charged with for killing Ariel?
Merder.
Why did Ariel fail her class?
Because she was under the C
