Ariel Jokes

40 ariel jokes and hilarious ariel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ariel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find hilarious jokes inspired by the name Ariel. Noah is the sultan of fun, while Wight provides plenty of comic relief. Enjoy a good chuckle with these Ariel jokes today!

Funniest Ariel Short Jokes

Short ariel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ariel humour may include short tide jokes also.

  1. Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because the B shells were too small and the D shells were too big
  2. How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid? Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
  3. How can we tell that Ariel, The Little Mermaid, is a horrible student? Even on a curve, her grades are always under the 'C'.
  4. Ariel My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.
    We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.
  5. Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater? Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.
  6. Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple Nah she would just be a beach
  7. What did Eric get charged with for killing Ariel? Merder.
  8. Why did Ariel fail her class? Because she was under the C
  9. What does Ariel put on her toast? Tartar sauce with fillet of poor unfortunate sole.
  10. What's the National Vegetable of Israel? Ariel Sharon

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Ariel One Liners

Which ariel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ariel? I can suggest the ones about seashells and mermaid.

  1. Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shell
  2. Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells? Because she outgrew the B-shells
  3. Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because B were too small and D were too large
  4. Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells? A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
  5. Why did Ariel wear sea shells? The D shells were too large.
  6. Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
  7. Why was King Triton angry over Ariel's report card? Her grades were under the C.
  8. Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids? They're Ariel photographers
  9. Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
  10. What font do they use under the sea? Ariel
  11. Why did Ariel wear seashells? Because she couldn't find the d-shells.
  12. Why do mermaids wear bras? To cover up their Ariel-as.
  13. You can call me Ariel after this semester... Because my grades are under the C.
  14. Helvetica and Ariel walk into a bar The bartender says we don't serve your type here
  15. Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because D shells are too big

Ariel Mermaid Jokes

Here is a list of funny ariel mermaid jokes and even better ariel mermaid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid? One is a crusty bus station, and one is a b**... crustacean.
Ariel joke, What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?

Silly & Ridiculous Ariel Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about ariel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ariel pranks.

Society is full of double standards

For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".

A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password

She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella d**... Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.

Why did King Trident punish Ariel?

He found her stash of sea w**....

Ariel joke, What did Eric get charged with for killing Ariel?