Ariel Jokes

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There is an abundance of aerial jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 24 funniest jokes on ariel. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any tide witze you can hear about ariel.

The Best jokes about Ariel

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because B were too small and D were too large

Society is full of double standards

For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"

But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".

Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why did Ariel wear sea shells?

The D shells were too large.

Why does the Ariel from the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because the B-shells won't fit.

Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot?

Because it's mostly Ariel footage.

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?

They're Ariel photographers

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?

Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she couldn't find the d-shells.

What font do they use under the sea?


A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password

She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella Dopey Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.

Ariel Sharon postage stamp

Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office.

So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. The stamps are created, printed, and released. Sharon is very pleased.

But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated.

He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter.

They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to Sharon.

The report states, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.The problem is that people are spitting on the wrong side."

You can call me Ariel after this semester...

Because my grades are under the C.

Why did King Trident punish Ariel?

He found her stash of sea weed.

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

Helvetica and Ariel walk into a bar

The bartender says we don't serve your type here

Why did Ariel fail her class?

Because she was under the C

Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?

Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.

Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple

Nah she would just be a beach

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big


My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.

We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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