Arie Jokes
24 arie jokes and hilarious arie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Arie Short Jokes
Short arie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arie humour may include short opera jokes also.
- I ask starbucks to write Ari as my name on every cup That way i can say its 'Ari on a Grande'
- If a train passes the Aquarius terminal in the first stage of its journey and the Aries terminal in the third stage... At what stage is the Cancer terminal?
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Arie One Liners
Which arie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arie? I can suggest the ones about lion and aria.
- What does Arigato mean? A Mexican cat named Ari.
(My dad is very proud of this one) - When's the best month to make coffee? Feb-Brew-ary!
- What do you call someone who is neither hungry or full? Non-Dine-ary
- Hey girl, I'm an Aries... Wanna get rammed?
- What did Japanese-mexican name his cat? Ari-gato
- What did the French man bake his Japanese friend to say thanks? An Ari-Gateau
- I can't stand when people talk about astrology like it's real. I'm such an Aries.
- Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position? Michonne-ary
- Why did the philosopher scream? He was Ari-startled.
- How would a disc jockey describe the conditions of a desert? Ari-ari-arid
- Where did Edward from Twilight learn how to cook? Cullen-ary school
- Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in a recent m**... case, 7 is a prime-ary suspect.
Silly & Ridiculous Arie Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about arie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arie pranks.
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because she can't fit into D shell
Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?
Because she outgrew the B-shells
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because B were too small and D were too large
Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
Why did Ariel wear sea shells?
The D shells were too large.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells?
Because the B shells were too small and the D shells were too big
How can we tell that Ariel, The Little Mermaid, is a horrible student?
Even on a curve, her grades are always under the 'C'.
Why did Ariel wear seashells?
Because she couldn't find the d-shells.
Ariel
My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.
We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because D shells are too big
Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple
Nah she would just be a beach
Why did Ariel fail her class?
Because she was under the C
