Arie Jokes

Following is our collection of class humor and office one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arie puns for adults, dirty opera jokes or clean bshells gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Arie

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because B were too small and D were too large

Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why did Ariel wear sea shells?

The D shells were too large.


Why does the Ariel from the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because the B-shells won't fit.

Why does Ariel wear sea shells?

Because the B shells were too small and the D shells were too big

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she couldn't find the d-shells.

Ariel Sharon postage stamp

Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office.

So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. The stamps are created, printed, and released. Sharon is very pleased.

But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated.

He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter.

They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to Sharon.

The report states, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.The problem is that people are spitting on the wrong side."

Why did Ariel fail her class?

Because she was under the C

Ariel

My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.

We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.


Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big

Would Ariel and aquaman be a good couple

Nah she would just be a beach

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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