Comedy Ariana Grande Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
My wife reminds me of Ariana Grande.
She'll say Don't forget, next Wednesday we're seeing Ariana Grande
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
Ariana Venti
\*Thanks to my dad for this one
What do you call a fat Ariana Grande?
A grande Ariana.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande?
Ariana Venti.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn't, she just uses 7 rings.
Who is the biggest singer right now?
Ariana Grande
What do you call a large Ariana Grande?
Ariana Venti.
If Mary gave birth to the lord of all creation, wouldn't that mean Mary is the lord of all creation?
Ariana Grande was right!
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell?
an Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande should stop licking donuts...
and lick deeznuts.
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Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up...
...they couldn't agree on how to say "large"
What does Ariana Grande...
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?
A Mac Miller.
I've been listening to way too many Ariana Grande songs lately
I really need to Break Free of this habit.
Did you know that Ariana Grande has two sisters?
Their names are Ariana Tall and Ariana Venti.
Ariana Grande is called Ariana Grande
because her first name is Ariana and her last name is Grande
It seems like Ariana Grande has a type..
Entertaining
So Ariana Grande has announced her European tour dates...
...I hear her live performance is to die for
Starbucks rules apply
When Ariana Grande turned 20, shouldn't she have changed her name to Ariana Venti?
One time at a ariana grande concert the crowd so excited
when she came on stage they exploded
Ariana Grande might not be the best musician
But she definitely has the highest kill count.
What did Ariana Grande want to be when she grew up?
Ariana Venti
Hitler was a woman
Well, according to Ariana Grande
When Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have a baby
We will have something like Weird Al' Yankovic or a lawyer
What coffee does Bill Clinton order from Starbucks?
Ariana Grande.
So what do you get when you cross Adele with Ariana Grande?
Ariana Venti
I regret not going to the Ariana Grande concert.
Sounded like they had a bomb time!