Aria Jokes
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What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
Ariana Venti
\*Thanks to my dad for this one
What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens?
Aria 51.
What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?
aria code
Why did Arial get divorced from Times New Roman?
She wasn't his type
Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says
Hey, we don't serve your type here
Arial walked into a bar.
The bartender said "We don't serve your type here."
Ariana Grande should stop l**... donuts...
and lick deeznuts.
Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up...
...they couldn't agree on how to say "large"
What does Ariana Grande...
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?
A Mac Miller.
Did you know that Ariana Grande has two sisters?
Their names are Ariana Tall and Ariana Venti.
Ariana Grande is called Ariana Grande
because her first name is Ariana and her last name is Grande
It seems like Ariana Grande has a type..
Entertaining
So Ariana Grande has announced her European tour dates...
...I hear her live performance is to die for
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Aria One Liners
Which aria one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aria? I can suggest the ones about ajar and amber.
- What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens? Aria 51.
- What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number? aria code
- Why was Mozart hounded by creditors? They did not appreciate being paid in Arias.
- The conductor forgot the the aria again... he forgot his to-do Liszt.
- Why do I like playing with the moss? .... Because it's a fun-aria.
