The Best 17 Aria Jokes

Following is our collection of Aria jokes which are very funny. There are some aria concerto jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aria safeword puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?

Ariana Venti

\*Thanks to my dad for this one

What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens?

Aria 51.

What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?

aria code

Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says

Hey, we don't serve your type here

What does Ariana Grande...

What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?

A Mac Miller.


Arial walked into a bar.

The bartender said "We don't serve your type here."

Ariana Grandes fans are blaming her for Mac Miller's death...NSFW

Not surprised, they have a tendency to blow things up

Did you know that Ariana Grande has two sisters?

Their names are Ariana Tall and Ariana Venti.

Ariana Grande is called Ariana Grande

because her first name is Ariana and her last name is Grande

It seems like Ariana Grande has a type..

Entertaining

So Ariana Grande has announced her European tour dates...

...I hear her live performance is to die for

Top Aria Puns and Funny Jokes

You can explore aria streep reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean aria domestic dad jokes. There are also aria puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Ariana Grande might not be the best musician

But she definitely has the highest kill count.

What did Ariana Grande want to be when she grew up?

Ariana Venti

When Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have a baby

We will have something like Weird Al' Yankovic or a lawyer

The conductor forgot the the aria again...

he forgot his to-do Liszt.

Ariana Grande should stop licking donuts...

and lick deeznuts.

Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up...

...they couldn't agree on how to say "large"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aria sega jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aria opera piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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