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Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!
They are just pointless
Well, at least the arguments are getting heated
because they take arguments and return values.
She said it was very childish of me to count that. She was right about that, but that still leaves her at 676.
I just say "Yes ma'am"
They storm off.
(I remembered this one when I saw the "from when I was seven" post)
some days you have 1, some days you have 5
Because they always get in to heated arguments.
Just look how well they recycle their arguments!
The Adhomineminal Snowman
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I'm sick of her arguments.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
there is no point
They're divisive.
They don't have a say in anything!
I was literally on fire.
I am so smart and good at arguments, that in the end I end up beating myself!
They always win with sympathy because their arguments never have a leg to stand on
Just cuz.
(I came up with this just now and I'm so proud of it and I haven't slept in 3 days)
America: compliments
Syria: arguments
For me, it's the death penalty.
Because they know how to pass arguments.
I told her 'I think you mean fewer'.
He only used straw man arguments.
They have a lot of arguments.
She's a psycho and I am logical
They don't always have arguments
He kept making strong counter arguments, though.
... they still make me sick.
He told me I shouldn't make circular arguments
But their arguments don't seem to carry much weight.
They always have a good point.
...Aunty Semitic
So I changed my name to Darnell and started curling my hair
A math debater.
and they're really just grasping at straws.
I can't be friends with someone who makes straw-ban arguments.
...he put up well-rounded arguments
He could never WinThose
Which causes arguments between gay couples every year.
They are all heated arguments.
Because they had constant arguments.
Long and drawn out
I thought wow, someone should read that. It would probably solve a lot of arguments.
It's a mellow drama.
An InclusiveOr.
My record is 0-0-1498
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Ans: Because they had too many arguments.
After all, they don't have one leg to stand on
they always have a strong point
Just yesterday I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!
I said, 'I think you mean fewer arguments'
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