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Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
-We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
Nevermind, all the good ones Argon
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.
As seen on a bridge at my local university.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Because all his friends Argon.
Argon
I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon.
The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"
Argon doesn't react.
Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon.
They Argon and got away.
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but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon.
When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied,
" They Argon."
The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.
I'll start:
I was at -273.15Β°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.
The bartender kicks him out.
Argon doesn't react.
They Argon...
I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrOο»Ώ
But all the good ones argon
Sadly, they argon.
They argon
Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon
All of the good ones argon.
All the good ones Argon α΅α΅αΆ¦Κ³αΆ¦α΅α΅
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".
It didn't get much of a reaction.
^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction
And all of the best jokes Argon
Gas them with argon
Noble Masses.
The bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases."
Argon didn't react.
Ar~gon
I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
The bartender says
>"Argon your not welcome here GET OUT now"
Argon doesnt react
I'd tell you a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones ARGON.
Alas, all of the good jokes argon.
Argon
Argon.
The bartender says, "Want a drink? Most of the good ones argon."
Hydrogen doesn't react.
They argon
3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
First sudent: No.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the next one.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Second student: Yes.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the last.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Last student: It's an argon lamp.
Teacher: Finally! We can start now.
What did one gold atom say to the other?
Au
That last chemistry joke must have been bad, because there was no reaction!
Would you like another chemistry joke?
I would too, but when I start to tell one all the people Argon!
Gold said "Aukay"
Potassium said "K"
Sodium said "Na"
Argon didn't react.
HeHe...
Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon
Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".
Argon didn't react
Gold of course - what would a pirate want with argon?
The bar keeper says: "get out of here, we don't want far right elements in here"
Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.
but all the good ones argon.
I replied because all the funny ones Argon
All the good ones argon.
They both argon
I'd like to make a joke about sodium and chemistry in general, but all the good jokes argon, so Na
But all the good ones argon.
But all the good ones argon...
You possibly argon.
But all the good ones argon
But all the good jokes argon
Because all his friends Argon.
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