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- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
- What's a pirate's favorite periodic element? Gold. What would a pirate want to do with Argon?
- Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016. - What do you call it when Argon, neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church? Noble Masses.
- I know its old but I have not seen it on here
So, wanna hear a Chemistry Joke? Nevermind, all the good ones Argon - Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"
Potassium said "K"
Sodium said "Na"
Argon didn't react. - The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?" But Argon doesn't react.
- What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon? Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.
- How do you tell a child their parents aren't coming back because they died due to gas poisoning? They argon
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Argon One Liners
Which argon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with argon? I can suggest the ones about anger and gent.
- I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.
- Why was the noble gas so sad? all of his friends argon
- Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon
- Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
- I have to resort to science dadjokes Because all the other good ones Argon.
- I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke :) But all the good ones argon.
- What can be both noble and deadly? Argon.
- Where are all the noble gases? They argon
- If you're a noble gas You possibly argon.
- What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon
- Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away.
- I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.
- Sorry I Steal Chemistry Punchlines From FP All the good ones Argon ᵃᵐᶦʳᶦᵗᵉ
- I used to know a lot of science jokes, but now they argon.
- Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon.
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Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
Chemistry One Liner
I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.
As seen on a bridge at my local university.
Why was the laser sad?
All his gas is Argon.
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Argon walks into a bar
The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"
Argon doesn't react.
Noble Gases
Argon walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender turns to him and says "We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react..
Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon.
When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied,
" They Argon."
what is an pirates fav element
potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?
Chemistry joke thread?
I'll start:
I was at -273.15°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.
A nerdy science joke
I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite...
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".
Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?
It didn't get much of a reaction.
^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now
I racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke.
Alas, all of the good jokes argon.
Where did all the chemists go?
I don't know they Argon...
Electric engineer exam
3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
First sudent: No.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the next one.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Second student: Yes.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the last.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Last student: It's an argon lamp.
Teacher: Finally! We can start now.
Love is in the air...
False. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide is in the air.
A chemistry triple whammy!
What did one gold atom say to the other?
Au
That last chemistry joke must have been bad, because there was no reaction!
Would you like another chemistry joke?
I would too, but when I start to tell one all the people Argon!
Silent farts smell like argon
It's a noble gas
What does my dad and the 18th element of the periodic table have in common?
They both argon
Chemistry?
I'd like to make a joke about sodium and chemistry in general, but all the good jokes argon, so Na
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Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
