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- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
- What's a pirate's favorite periodic element? Gold. What would a pirate want to do with Argon?
- Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016. - Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"
Argon doesn't react. - What do you call it when Argon, neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church? Noble Masses.
- Hydrogen walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want a drink? Most of the good ones argon."
Hydrogen doesn't react. - I know its old but I have not seen it on here
So, wanna hear a Chemistry Joke? Nevermind, all the good ones Argon - Favorite lame chemistry joke Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".
Argon didn't react - What's a pirate's favourite element? Gold of course - what would a pirate want with argon?
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Argon One Liners
Which argon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with argon? I can suggest the ones about anger and gent.
- I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.
- Why was the noble gas so sad? all of his friends argon
- Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon
- Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon.
- Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
- I have to resort to science dadjokes Because all the other good ones Argon.
- I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke :) But all the good ones argon.
- I would tell a joke about the periodic table. But sadly all the good ones argon.
- Argon walks into a bar The bartender kicks him out.
Argon doesn't react. - What happened to the all of the good chemistry puns? The best chemistry puns argon.
- All the good chemistry puns... Argon
- I would tell you a joke about noble gases But all the good jokes argon
- I knew chemistry jokes But all the good ones argon
- Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
- I was going to tell a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon.
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Joke for chemistry nerds ;)
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
-We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
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How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today
but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon.
Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon.
When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied,
" They Argon."
Chemistry joke thread?
I'll start:
I was at -273.15°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.
Where are all the noble gases?
They argon
What's it called when the queen farts?
Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite...
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".
Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?
It didn't get much of a reaction.
^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now
I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction
And all of the best jokes Argon
What's the best way to kill a pirate?
Gas them with argon
Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases."
Argon didn't react.
Argon walks into a bar
The bartender says
>"Argon your not welcome here GET OUT now"
Argon doesnt react
I'd tell you a chemistry joke...
I'd tell you a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones ARGON.
What can be both noble and deadly?
Argon.
How do you tell a child their parents aren't coming back because they died due to gas poisoning?
They argon
Electric engineer exam
3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
First sudent: No.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the next one.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Second student: Yes.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the last.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Last student: It's an argon lamp.
Teacher: Finally! We can start now.
A chemistry triple whammy!
What did one gold atom say to the other?
Au
That last chemistry joke must have been bad, because there was no reaction!
Would you like another chemistry joke?
I would too, but when I start to tell one all the people Argon!
Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!"
Gold said "Aukay"
Potassium said "K"
Sodium said "Na"
Argon didn't react.
Helium, Argon, Neon, Krypton, and Helium walk into a LGBT bar
The bar keeper says: "get out of here, we don't want far right elements in here"
What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon?
Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.
I was just about to make a chemistry joke for a bit of karma
but all the good ones argon.
Chemistry?
I'd like to make a joke about sodium and chemistry in general, but all the good jokes argon, so Na
If you're a noble gas
You possibly argon.
I'd tell you a science joke...
But I know it wouldn't get a reaction. It doesn't really matter, all the good science jokes argon.
I cant think any good chemistry jokes
All of them "Argon".
Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
What's a pirates favorite element on the periodic table?
Gold. What the h**... would they need argon for?
The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
But Argon doesn't react.
