Argon Jokes

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The Best jokes about Argon

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe...

Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more

I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes.

All of the good ones argon.

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"

Argon doesn't react.


What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?

Noble Masses.

Hydrogen walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Want a drink? Most of the good ones argon."

Hydrogen doesn't react.

I know its old but I have not seen it on here
So, wanna hear a Chemistry Joke?

Nevermind, all the good ones Argon

Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!

Edit 1 just thought of this.

What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN

Favorite lame chemistry joke

Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".

Argon didn't react

Trying to think of a good chemistry pun

But all the good ones argon


Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What's a pirate's favourite element?

Gold of course - what would a pirate want with argon?

Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!"

Gold said "Aukay"

Potassium said "K"

Sodium said "Na"

Argon didn't react.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon?

Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.

Joke for chemistry nerds ;)

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:

-We don't serve noble gases here!

Argon doesn't react.

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender kicks him out.
Argon doesn't react.

How do you tell a child their parents aren't coming back because they died due to gas poisoning?

They argon


Argon walks into a bar

The bartender says

>"Argon your not welcome here GET OUT now"

Argon doesnt react

Electric engineer exam

3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.


Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?

First sudent: No.

Teacher: Get out please!


Calls in the next one.


Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?

Second student: Yes.

Teacher: Get out please!


Calls in the last.


Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?

Last student: It's an argon lamp.

Teacher: Finally! We can start now.

Chemistry joke thread?

I'll start:
I was at -273.15Β°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium

I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.

All the good chemistry puns...

Argon

I knew chemistry jokes

But all the good ones argon

My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite...

My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".

I was going to tell a chemistry joke

But all the good ones argon.

Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?

It didn't get much of a reaction.




^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now

A chemistry triple whammy!

What did one gold atom say to the other?

Au

That last chemistry joke must have been bad, because there was no reaction!

Would you like another chemistry joke?

I would too, but when I start to tell one all the people Argon!

Where are all the noble gases?

They argon

What can be both noble and deadly?

Argon.

Argon walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases."

Argon didn't react.

I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today

but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon.

I was just about to make a chemistry joke for a bit of karma

but all the good ones argon.

What's the best way to kill a pirate?

Gas them with argon

If you're a noble gas

You possibly argon.

I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke

But I know I wouldn't get a reaction

And all of the best jokes Argon

Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon.

When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied,
" They Argon."

Chemistry?

I'd like to make a joke about sodium and chemistry in general, but all the good jokes argon, so Na

I'd tell you a chemistry joke...

I'd tell you a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones ARGON.

Where are the Noble Gasses?

Ar~gon

Helium, Argon, Neon, Krypton, and Helium walk into a LGBT bar

The bar keeper says: "get out of here, we don't want far right elements in here"

I would really like to tell you a Chemistry Joke,

But all the good ones argon...

WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls)

I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon.

Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table?

They Argon and got away.

Chemistry

Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon.

What's it called when the queen farts?

Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon

I racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke.

Alas, all of the good jokes argon.

A nerdy science joke

I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrOο»Ώ

About the good chemistry puns...

Sadly, they argon.

Chemistry One Liner

I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.

As seen on a bridge at my local university.

What does my dad and the 18th element of the periodic table have in common?

They both argon

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

I can't think of a chemistry jike

All the good ones argon.

My friend asked me why I always tell bad chemistry jokes

I replied because all the funny ones Argon

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