The Best 16 Argh Jokes

Following is our collection of Argh jokes which are very funny. There are some argh whew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these argh yikes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Argh Jokes and Puns

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants.

The bartender looks up and says "Hey Pirate, you've a got a steering wheel coming out of the front of your pants!"

The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

The bartender says "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds "ARGH! it drives me nuts!"

Two eggs in a frying pan

One says to the other; wow! It's warm in here!
The other replies Argh!!! A talking egg!

Drunk...

A drunk lurches out of a pub at lunchtime.

After getting his alcohol-induced double vision together, he notices a car parked by the kerb with its bonnet up and a man leaning against the car with his arms folded and looking very grumpy.

He staggers over and manages to slur, "What's the matter, mate?"

The grumpy guy scowls at the drunk and says, "Argh - piston broke!"

"Yeah - so am I!" replies the drunk and lurches off...

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.

Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.

"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.

Give up?

A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.


Pirates

The FBI seize a collection of pirated movies.

The movies were Footloose, dirty dancing, ferris bueller's day off, ghost busters and the breakfast club.

As the pirate sees his beloved movies taken away from him, he cries

"ARGH! Me eighties!"

What did the pirate say to the hot blonde?

Argh, I come to plunder your booty!

How do you save a pirate's life?

Sea pee ARGH!

Captain Blackbeard's new recruits

Three men are new recruits on captain Blackbeard's ship. They each get to ask 1 question before they start work. The first two ask about sleeping arrangements and food, only to have captain Blackbeard yell back at them out of frustration. The third man asks "Why is the steering wheel attached to your pants?"

"Argh, it drives me nuts!"

People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10

Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas

A pirate walks into a bar...

So a little pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pant and orders a drink. The bartender give him the drink but first asks, "Doesn't that steering wheel bother you? It looks uncomfortable."
The pirate replies "Argh!! Its driving me nuts!!"

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What did the cannibal say when he met a fully armored knight?

Argh... Canned food again?

A pirate walks into a bar.

He has driving wheel sticking out his nether regions.

The bartender asks him "Doesn't that make you go crazy?"

The pirate replies "Argh. It's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when he got a steering wheel stuck in his pants

Argh! Yer driven me nuts.

What did the Indian pirate say to the boat Captain?

"Argh, gimmie me alla yer Buddha!"

What would Chewbacca say on his deathbed?

Argh argh argh...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the argh eyepatch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working argh whee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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