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Argentinian Jokes

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How do you kill an Italian?

Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.
(This is a joke we say in colombia but about the Argentinians)

My cousin is obsessed with football (soccer). So when I entered his room...

When I entered his room and saw that it was covered in posters of a famous Argentinian player, I thought to myself...
That's a Messi room.

When Lionel messi dies..

He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time..

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!
You call him Roberto....

A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar...

...celona team.
GOAAAAAAAAL !
GOAAAAAAAAL !
GOAAAAAAAAL !

Argentinians like their s**... the same way they like their football.

Messi.

The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today...

but it was a little Messi

What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?

Carlos


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