The Best 9 Argentinian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Argentinian jokes. There are some argentinian venezuelan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these argentinian portuguese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Argentinian Jokes and Puns

My cousin is obsessed with football (soccer). So when I entered his room...

When I entered his room and saw that it was covered in posters of a famous Argentinian player, I thought to myself...

That's a Messi room.

When Lionel Messi dies..

He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time..

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?


You call him Roberto....

A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar...

...celona team.

Argentinians like their sex the same way they like their football.


What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?


The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today...

but it was a little Messi

What do you call a fight between an Argentinian and Indian?

An Argie-Bhaji

What it means to have an Argentinian Pope.

Now you know who to think of every time you say Holy Che.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the argentinian zika jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working argentinian teammates piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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