The Best 3 Argentine Jokes

Following is our collection of Argentine jokes which are very funny. There are some argentine venezuelan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these argentine chilean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Argentine Jokes and Puns

As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.

...until you reach 50.

How does an Argentinean commit suicide?

He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off.

Why does the Argentine Navy even have a submarine ?

So it can go underwater and check out the rest of their Navy

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the argentine incendiary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working argentine argentinian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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