Argentine Jokes
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As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.
...until you reach 50.
Why does the Argentine Navy even have a submarine ?
So it can go underwater and check out the rest of their Navy
The Brazilian the Argentine and the Genius
(To understand the joke you need to know that there is a lot of rivalry between Brazilians and Argentines) An Argentine and a Brazilian when walking through the desert found a magic lamp. A genie came out of it and began to speak: "You are my masters and each of you will be granted a wish." The Argentine soon started to speak. "I want a 50-meter wall around all of Argentina. Nothing enters and nothing comes out, completely impenetrable. Free from everyone else. The genie snapped his fingers and said," It's done. And what is your wish? "The Brazilian thought for a while and said:" Fill it with water ".
My grandfather died in Auschwitz.
He wrote that on his postcard from Argentine.
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