Argentina Jokes

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23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**

I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

23andme is a scam.

I know for a fact my grandparents immigrated to America from Argentina, but my results still came back German .

Interviewer to Pelè: Do you think Barzil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

Pelè: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelè: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelè: Well, most of us are over 75 now...

In America, it's called Alt Right

In Germany, it's called "This is Why Grandpa Lives in Argentina"

Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world.

Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...

The Argentina team visited an orphanage in Russia

- It breaks my heart to see those poor eyes filled with sadness and hopelessness..

said one of the orphans.

Argentina joke, The Argentina team visited an orphanage in Russia

We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final.

But instead we got a Messi one.

Congrats to Argentina.

Pope Benedict and Pope Francis are about to watch the World Cup Final...

Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."

Why does Argentina have the least pollution?

Because they have Buenos AΓ­res

Argentina is surprisingly cold at this time of the year.

It's bordering on Chile

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Why did so many German officers flee to Argentina after WW2?

Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians

(I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)

I heard the Argentina team has erectile dysfunction

because they never finish

Why is Argentina struggling so much in the World Cup?

Their style of play is too Messi!

Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement...

"Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"

There's been a musical written about France's World Cup Performance

The main song is Don't cry 4-3 Argentina

Argentina joke, There's been a musical written about France's World Cup Performance

What's the difference between the Argentina national team and a lawnmower?

You can't run the lawnmower on choke for 95 minutes!

My mother-in-law has been abducted in Argentina. When the kidnappers called me, I asked if $10000 would be ok.

They said they didn't have so much money.

A Spaniard flew to Argentina, at the airport in Buenos Aires he asked a local,

..."Donde puedo coger un taxi?" And the porteΓ±o shrugged, pointed to the exhaust and said "por el tubo"

Hey are we next to Argentina??

Because it's very Chile outside

In light of recent discoveries, I made a joke

A conspiracy theorist died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told the conspiracy theorist You may ask me one question, and I will reply honestly.

The conspiracy theorist thought for some time and asked Did h**... escape death in WWII and move to Argentina, where he still resides today?

St. Peter replied no, he committed s**... in Berlin as the Soviet Red Army advanced into the city.

The conspiracy theorist thought to himself wow, this goes even deeper than I thought!

Why don't people like playing soccer against Argentina?

It gets a little Messi.

According to reports, Argentina are picking their own team for the game against Nigeria, and are split from their coach tactics and opinions...

Sounds like it's getting Messi.

What do you dial when calling the police in Argentina?

Nein Juan Juan.

TIL that a recently discovered diamond pit in Argentina is so large, that the value of diamonds is expected to drop tenfold in the next four years

April Fools

My mate needed a bone marrow transplant

We found a match in Argentina

The operation was a success

Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

Argentina joke, My mate needed a bone marrow transplant

Reporter to PelΓ©: Do you think Brazil's team of 1970 would win against today's Argentina?

PelΓ©: yes.

Reporter: By how much?

PelΓ©: 1:0

Reporter: That's it?

PelΓ©: Yes, most of us are well over 75.

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