Argentina Jokes

31 argentina jokes and hilarious argentina puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about argentina that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than these Argentina jokes! From Argentina football to Brazil vs. Argentina, these jokes will surely bring some humor to your day. Also find funny jokes about Iceland, Nigeria, and other Argentinian topics.

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Funniest Argentina Short Jokes

Short argentina jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The argentina humour may include short team jokes also.

  1. I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder... In fact, it's bordering on Chile
  2. 23andme is a scam. I know for a fact my grandparents immigrated to America from Argentina, but my results still came back German .
  3. Interviewer to Pelè: Do you think Barzil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina? Pelè: Yes.
    Interviewer: By how much?
    Pelè: 1:0
    Interviewer: That's it?
    Pelè: Well, most of us are over 75 now...
  4. In America, it's called Alt Right In Germany, it's called "This is Why Grandpa Lives in Argentina"
  5. Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
  6. The Argentina team visited an orphanage in Russia - It breaks my heart to see those poor eyes filled with sadness and hopelessness..
    said one of the orphans.
  7. We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final. But instead we got a Messi one.
    Congrats to Argentina.
  8. Why did so many German officers flee to Argentina after WW2? Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians
    (I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)
  9. Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement... "Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"
  10. There's been a musical written about France's World Cup Performance The main song is Don't cry 4-3 Argentina

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Argentina One Liners

Which argentina one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with argentina? I can suggest the ones about championship and heartbreaking.

  1. Why does Argentina have the least pollution? Because they have Buenos Aíres
  2. Argentina is surprisingly cold at this time of the year. It's bordering on Chile
  3. I heard the Argentina team has erectile dysfunction because they never finish
  4. Why is Argentina struggling so much in the World Cup? Their style of play is too messi!
  5. Hey are we next to Argentina?? Because it's very Chile outside
  6. Why don't people like playing soccer against Argentina? It gets a little Messi.
  7. What do you dial when calling the police in Argentina? Nein Juan Juan.
  8. It must be an urgent win ... for Argentina
  9. Iceland drew 1-1 against Argentina... Couldn't be more proud of my sons!

Argentina Football Jokes

Here is a list of funny argentina football jokes and even better argentina football puns that will make you laugh with friends.

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Cheerful Fun Argentina Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about argentina you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make argentina pranks.

23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**

Pope Benedict and Pope Francis are about to watch the World Cup Final...

Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."

What's the difference between the Argentina national team and a lawnmower?

You can't run the lawnmower on choke for 95 minutes!

My mother-in-law has been abducted in Argentina. When the kidnappers called me, I asked if $10000 would be ok.

They said they didn't have so much money.

A Spaniard flew to Argentina, at the airport in Buenos Aires he asked a local,

..."Donde puedo coger un taxi?" And the porteño shrugged, pointed to the exhaust and said "por el tubo"

In light of recent discoveries, I made a joke

A conspiracy theorist died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told the conspiracy theorist You may ask me one question, and I will reply honestly.
The conspiracy theorist thought for some time and asked Did h**... escape death in WWII and move to Argentina, where he still resides today?
St. Peter replied no, he committed s**... in Berlin as the Soviet Red Army advanced into the city.
The conspiracy theorist thought to himself wow, this goes even deeper than I thought!

Argentina joke, In light of recent discoveries, I made a joke