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In fact, it's bordering on Chile
Pelè: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelè: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelè: Well, most of us are over 75 now...
In Germany, it's called "This is Why Grandpa Lives in Argentina"
Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
- It breaks my heart to see those poor eyes filled with sadness and hopelessness..
said one of the orphans.
It's bordering on Chile
Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."
because they never finish
Their style of play is too Messi!
"Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"
Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians
(I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)
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The main song is Don't cry 4-3 Argentina
You can't run the lawnmower on choke for 95 minutes!
They said they didn't have so much money.
Sounds like it's getting Messi.
Because it's very Chile outside
Nein Juan Juan.
We found a match in Argentina
The operation was a success
Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
It gets a little Messi.
Pelé: yes.
Reporter: By how much?
Pelé: 1:0
Reporter: That's it?
Pelé: Yes, most of us are well over 75.
..."Donde puedo coger un taxi?" And the porteño shrugged, pointed to the exhaust and said "por el tubo"
April Fools
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