Aretha Franklin Jokes

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Funniest Aretha Franklin Short Jokes

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  1. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!
    (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
  2. A Wreath of Franklins joke Airwreatha or more like Wreath Witherspoon !

    Deep respect to Aretha Franklin !
  3. Probably too soon to update this, but here goes anyway. . . Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.
  4. What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
  5. Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them? Solsticetas
  6. I'm confused by the tributes to Aretha Franklin I thought Freddie Mercury was the queen of our souls..
  7. A group of veterans decided to put out a cover of an Aretha Franklin song They're calling it RESPTSD .
  8. Is Aretha Franklin finished singing the national anthem? I turned the TV off 4 hours into it and I'd really like to watch the start of the Lions game before I goto bed.
  9. What is Catilyn Jenners favorite Aretha Franklin song? (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
  10. I heard Aretha Franklin pass away today. I really hope she gets the r e s p e c t she deserves.

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Aretha Franklin One Liners

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  1. What do you call a christmas wreath made out of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
  2. What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
  3. This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
  4. What do you call a decorative wreath with a picture of a turtle on it? Aretha Franklin.
  5. Aretha Franklin : R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me. Barry Chuckle : To you!
  6. What do you call a popular Christmas decoration made out of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
  7. Aretha Franklin tripped... Take out t-p-e-d...
  8. What do Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin have in common? They're both dead
  9. What was Aretha Franklin's last hit? The morphine pump.
  10. Aretha Franklin died today R-I-P-E-C-T
  11. Did you hear Aretha Franklins new song? R - E - S -T - IN - PEACE
    But seriously RIP
  12. Aretha Franklin was the Queen of soul. Now she's the Queen of soil. 😥
  13. What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin? I said play pope music not pop music.
  14. I wish I could make it to Aretha Franklin's f**.... I'd really like to pay my respects.

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My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!

Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.
They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"
I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"

My neighbour started b**... on my wall at 3:20am this morning, can you believe it?

Fortunately, I was still up, listening to music on my new speakers.
I turned it up louder to drown him out but he kept b**... and shouted can we have a little respect please?
I shouted back I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but OK, this one's for you

I saw that pastor from Aretha Franklin's f**... at Starbucks again

He was just grabbing a Grande.

My neighbour banged on the wall at 3.30am,

can you believe that? Luckily I was still up playing music.
He banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?"
So I shouted back, "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK this one is for you."