Areptile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Areptile jokes. There are some areptile venezuelan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these areptile petroleum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun Areptile Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore?

Areptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard loses its tail and it doesn't grow back?

A-reptile dysfunction

A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...

She says "doctor, there is something wrong with my gator. I just caught him acting like a cat and meowing at a squirrel instead of eating it!"

After running a few tests the vet concludes that the alligator has a-reptile dysfunction.

What does a reptile with a problem have?

A-reptile dysfunction.

My Iguana

My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction.

What is it called when a lizard becomes impotent?

Areptile Dysfunction

I dated a lizard once

but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't work out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the areptile prehistoric puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working areptile menopause piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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