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Areptile Jokes

5 areptile jokes and hilarious areptile puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about areptile that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Areptile Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good areptile joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore?

Areptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard loses its tail and it doesn't grow back?

A-reptile dysfunction

A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...

She says "doctor, there is something wrong with my gator. I just caught him acting like a cat and meowing at a squirrel instead of eating it!"
After running a few tests the vet concludes that the alligator has a-reptile dysfunction.

What does a reptile with a problem have?

A-reptile dysfunction.

My Iguana

My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction.

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