Cheerful Fun Areptile Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore?
Areptile dysfunction
What do you call it when a lizard loses its tail and it doesn't grow back?
A-reptile dysfunction
A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...
She says "doctor, there is something wrong with my gator. I just caught him acting like a cat and meowing at a squirrel instead of eating it!"
After running a few tests the vet concludes that the alligator has a-reptile dysfunction.
What does a reptile with a problem have?
A-reptile dysfunction.
My Iguana
My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction.
What is it called when a lizard becomes impotent?
Areptile Dysfunction
I dated a lizard once
but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't work out.
