Arent Jokes

Following is our collection of quattro humor and hoes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arent puns for adults, dirty antisemitic jokes or clean diggin gags for kids.

There is an abundance of are jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 25 funniest jokes on arent. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any youre witze you can hear about arent.

The Best jokes about Arent

Why arent There Many jewish gardeners?

Because money doesnt grow on trees

Communist jokes arent funny.

Unless everyone gets them.

2 cows were standing in a field

One cow asks the other "Arent you afraid of getting Mad Cow Disease?"

And the other cow replies "Why should I? Im a helicopter"

Holocaust jokes arent funny

anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

A panda walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he knew any prostitute around so he points to this lady sitting afar so he goes over and talks to her and both of them head to a motel... After they finish she asks him

"Arent you going to pay me?" The panda was surprised and asked her why... She told him to look up prostitute and it clearly said (has sex in exchange for money) the panda laughed and told her to look up panda and it said "eats bush and leaves"

Why arent chiropractors allowed to start bar tabs at honkey-tonks?

Because chiropractors have been manipulating joints for years...

Gf says to me "Phil, you arent the best looking man, the most fun or the best in bed....


"Your one and only job is to supply the miners"

The foreman told the asian man before leaving the job site.

Upon the foreman's return a week later he noticed one of the job site workers lackadaisically lounging in the sun.

"Hey Bob! How are ya? Why arent you workin boy?" said the foreman.

"Im too hungry to work. That chinaman aint been around much. Been poppin up here and there but no food in sight"

The foreman continued further into the worksite and the responses were similar across the board.

Puzzled. The foreman turned the corner towards the work barracks when suddenly; out of no where the chinaman jumped out from behind a barrel and yelled.


For the first time in my life a girl told me she loved me

Arent moms great?

So a guy lies on his death bed.

An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

And is why cows wear bells

Do you know why cows wear bells?. Its cause their horns arent working.

Why arent any Usain Bolts in swimming

You dont swim from a robbery do you ?

Being an ac repair man is a cool job

You just arent freon hot days

Apparently police choppers arent allowed in Rome

The residents get angry everytime they hear "wop wop wop wop wop" overhead

Why arent koalas considered bears?

They dont have the Koalafications.

That is the joke my dad cant stop saying since he got back from Australia.

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Why do motorcycles fall over when they arent moving?

Because they're two-tired.

Why arent any test taking allowed in zoo's?.....

...Because there's too many CHEETAHS

Are you made of Fluorine, Astatine, Arsenic, and Sulfer?

Because you're a F At As S :D

And if you dont get the joke, you must be made of Deuterium, Uranium, Muriaticum, and Boron... cause You're D U M B!

What i'm trying to say is study your periodic table...

Maybe you will find out two elements arent on the periodic table ;)

Why dont cannibals eat clowns?

Because cannibalism is illegal and they arent allowed to eat anyone.

A man walks into a bar, the dog goes,


Why arent pills allowed in Africa?

Because you can't take them on an empty stomach.

I dont get why Rogues arent able to learn languages.

I guess Thieves' Cant.

Most puns arent good

They're normally _pun_ ishabls

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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