The Best 20 Arena Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arena jokes. There are some arena players jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arena gored puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Arena Jokes and Puns

My grandfather used to say " never bring a knife to a gunfight"!!

He was right. The paintball arena banned me for life.

What do you get when you cross a church with a laser tag arena?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot

Musta been like 5,000 degrees in there

Gladiator's Monday

A gladiator was having a rough Monday at the arena.
His opponent had sliced off both of his arms.
Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both of his feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up.
He was now both unarmed and defeated.

I stabbed the opponent with my knife to preserve ammo

The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.


He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse.

He was Gladiator.

Boy with Phenomenal Memory

A host enters the circus and announces:

"Now a boy with a phenomenal memory will enter the arena."

A boy enters the stage, drinks a bucket of water and leaves.

The audience begins to scream and express their displeasure.

Then again the host comes out and says: "And now a boy with a phenomenal memory will piss on everyone who sits in the second row."

Everyone sitting in the second row jump up and start to run away.

Host: "Hiding is useless! The boy has a PHENOMENAL MEMORY!"

Arena joke, Boy with Phenomenal Memory

Roger Federer was doing an interview...

... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied

"Well, it's a big plus"

Where do the boats go when they're sick?

The doc.

(I worked at a laser tag arena for 6 years and have been relayed dad jokes by offspring a many a times, this one was 4 years old)

You know it's cold in Minnesota when....

Everyone goes to ice arena to warm up.

Why was the referee banned from the arena?

For their foul language.

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A knight Became quite lacking in energy after they shut down the Jousting Arena...

In fact he was quite listless.

Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?

All those fans

How do wrestlers enter the arena?

Through the Luchadoor.

Did you hear about the arena where they do lecherous acts? It's so busy that the only way you can get there is in a high-occupancy vehicle and taking the overpass.

It's a carpool tunnel sin-drome.

Kim Jong Un, Martin Shkreli, Donald Trump, and Larry Nassar are put into an arena forced to fight to the death. Who wins?

Society

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What does security at the fencing arena say as they exchange at the end of a shift?

You're on en garde guard duty.

The Detroit Pistons have sold naming rights to a drugmaker to promote their new treatment for Petit Mal epilepsy.

Henceforth to be known as Little Seizures Arena

What do you call a massacre at a gays-only gladiator arena?

A bowl of fruit salad.


What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league?

Five on one.

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