Top 10 area Jokes

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well..

All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me.

Three Engineers are having an argument...

The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."

The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."

The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"

Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...

Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted

Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

I started teaching Maths to midgets in my area.

I'm making little things count.

My coworker Jim sits next to another coworker, Collin. One day, Jim replaced the nametag on his cubicle to also say Collin

I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"

He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."

(True story)

Since I've installed Adblock Plus

All the girls in my area suddenly lost their interest in me.

Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...

called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

Joko Jokes