The Best 5 Arctic Ocean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arctic Ocean jokes. There are some arctic ocean jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arctic ocean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Arctic Ocean Jokes and Puns

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

What's the most important thing for having sex in the Arctic Ocean?

Make sure you have a tight seal.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?

H to O

Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arctic ocean jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arctic ocean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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