Architecture Jokes

Check out our compilation of architecture jokes from enterprise architecture to landscape architecture to architecture scholars and more! Whether it's the work of Stanford's Egghead Crockett or the latest in software architecture, we've got the perfect jokes to break the ice and get the laughs rolling.

Great Architecture Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom..

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.

You know what they say about people with an architecture fetish?

If you build it, they will come.

I'm worried I'm developing a fetish for architecture

but I'll cross that bridge when I come on it.

Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?

To the suspension bridge.

I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture.

The British museum is a really cool place.

I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic.

I recommended a thin client architecture.

Architecture joke, I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic.

What architecture can't be broken down by an earthquake?

A stable

What kind of beer do architecture majors drink at parties

Natural light

Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing...

...but they call it "manscape architecture"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the architecture project puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working architecture lavish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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