Great Architecture Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom..
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
You know what they say about people with an architecture fetish?
If you build it, they will come.
I'm worried I'm developing a fetish for architecture
but I'll cross that bridge when I come on it.
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?
To the suspension bridge.
I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture.
The British museum is a really cool place.
I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic.
I recommended a thin client architecture.
What architecture can't be broken down by an earthquake?
A stable
What kind of beer do architecture majors drink at parties
Natural light
Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing...
...but they call it "manscape architecture"
