Architects Jokes

Following is our collection of parthenon humor and pipeline one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Architects puns for adults, dirty coaster jokes or clean colosseum gags for kids.

There is an abundance of contractors jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on architects. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any portray witze you can hear about architects.

The Best jokes about Architects

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect).

Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.

What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer?

If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear them all down.

I believe a lot of conflict in the west

Could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone

A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists

Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.


Structural Engineering

Because architects don't know what physics is.

A medic, an architect and a programmer are talking about who's job is the oldest.

A medic, an architect and a programmer are talking about who's job is the oldest.

The medic says: "My job is the oldest because when God made Eve from Adams rib, that was a medical procedure."

The architect says: "Hold up! Before Adam and Eve, God created the universe. That's an architects job - to make something out of chaos."

The programmer then says: "Now wait a minute, who do you think was responsible for all the chaos?"

How do Church architects make sure they're building the church properly?

They check the Cross section.

How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?

Through their erections.

Why Are There So Many Female Architects?

Because women love digging up the past.

How do Architects handle a problem?

They Soffit!


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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