Comical Architects Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...
...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect).
Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided.
had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Software architects should never design high security fences.
They're likely to make them highly scalable.
What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer?
If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear them all down.
I believe a lot of conflict in the west
Could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone
"Why is it important for engineers and architects to get along?"
I was asked this by an engineer I was driving to a conference center from the airport.
"I don't know, why?"
"Well, you see, if all the buildings in the World were built only by architects, they would all collapse under their own weight."
This elicited some chuckles from his colleagues sitting in the back of the van.
"...but, if all the buildings were built only by engineers, they would be so d**... ugly that we would tear them all down., and that is why it's important for engineers and architects to get along."
A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists
Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.
Structural Engineering
Because architects don't know what physics is.
How do Church architects make sure they're building the church properly?
They check the Cross section.
How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?
Through their erections.
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Why Are There So Many Female Architects?
Because women love digging up the past.
How do Architects handle a problem?
They Soffit!
What does a group of architects say after coming together to do something great?
We did it Revit!
