The Best 12 Architects Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Architects jokes. There are some architects pipeline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these architects colosseum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Architects Jokes and Puns

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect).

Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.

What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer?

If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear them all down.

Architects joke, What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer?

I believe a lot of conflict in the west

Could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone

"Why is it important for engineers and architects to get along?"

I was asked this by an engineer I was driving to a conference center from the airport.

"I don't know, why?"

"Well, you see, if all the buildings in the World were built only by architects, they would all collapse under their own weight."

This elicited some chuckles from his colleagues sitting in the back of the van.

"...but, if all the buildings were built only by engineers, they would be so damned ugly that we would tear them all down., and that is why it's important for engineers and architects to get along."


A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists

Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.

Structural Engineering

Because architects don't know what physics is.

Architects joke, Structural Engineering

How do Church architects make sure they're building the church properly?

They check the Cross section.

How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?

Through their erections.

Why Are There So Many Female Architects?

Because women love digging up the past.

How do Architects handle a problem?

They Soffit!

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What does a group of architects say after coming together to do something great?

We did it Revit!

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