Architect Jokes

52 architect jokes and hilarious architect puns to laugh out loud. Read professions jokes about architect that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Architect Short Jokes

Short architect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The architect humour may include short designer jokes also.

  1. I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
  2. Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
    Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.
  3. Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."
  4. I told the architect that the pool should be 6 feet deep But he was working in metric and just couldn't fathom it
  5. I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided. had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
  6. What's the difference between a doctor and an architect? An architect's mistakes are there for the world to see, but a doctor buries their mistakes.
  7. Software architects should never design high security fences. They're likely to make them highly scalable.
  8. I recently got fired as an architect An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn't stabilized and I said it wasn't my fault
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is an architect and he didn't want it in the final design.
  10. I believe a lot of conflict in the west Could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone

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Architect One Liners

Which architect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with architect? I can suggest the ones about engineer and photographer.

  1. I work with an amateur architect. It puts a roof over my head, sort of.
  2. Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is.
  3. What did the architect do after his wife left him? He went back to the drawing board.
  4. How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints? Hallways
  5. What did the architect do at the nightclub? He raised the roof.
  6. I became an architect just west of Japan. It was a bad Korea choice.
  7. What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house? Column
  8. What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex
  9. An architect knows How to make a long story short.
  10. I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen.
  11. How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame? Through their erections.
  12. Why Are There So Many Female Architects? Because women love digging up the past.
  13. How do Architects handle a problem? They Soffit!
  14. What did the Italian architects help build USA? Pizza Hut.
  15. what do architects like to feed squirrels? Wallnuts

Architect joke, what do architects like to feed squirrels?

Howlingly Hilarious Architect Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about architect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean archaeologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make architect pranks.

An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.

The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.
"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."
"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."
The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"

A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says "Out of Order"..

.. and says "Even better!" and gets into it.

An American and a German architect...

... bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time. After a month the American mails the German: "Only 10 days and I'll be finished."
The German writes back: "Hah, that's nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start."

So, there are two men.

They know each other for years now. Frank, a brain surgeon from new york and Ahmad a former r**... from syria.
Both men want to build an house and decide to build their houses in the very same street, next to each other. They even ask the architect to just copy the first house!
And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours."
"How can that be? We both live next to each other!"
"Our houses were built identically, with the same materials."
"So how can it be, Ahmad?"
"Very simple: I live next to a brain surgeon and you live next to a r**...!"

A cowboy and architect walk into a bar

The architect challenges anyone who can design the best building in 5 minutes
The cowboy accepts the challenge
The architect and cowboy are handed a pen and paper
The bartender counts them down and says "3..2..1.. draw!"
And the cowboy shoots the architect

Three engineers were discussing who could have been the architect of the human body.

The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints."
The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."
The third said, "Nope, only a Civil Engineer will run piping carrying sanitation waste right next to a recreational area."

Women are discussing their s**... life.

- My man is an architect. Our love life has form, vision and function, good plan as well.
- My man is an artist. Our love life has passion, imagination and improvisation.
- And my man is a programmer. He sits in bed and tells me how good it's going to be when it's ready.

What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer?

If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear them all down.

I lost my job as an architect after my first day

Apparently a revolving mosque makes it difficult to pray towards Mecca.

My friend was the head architect for a c**... heist. He code named it

The Big b**...

A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists

Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.

Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect?

He tries to cast all the data to float.

An engineer, an architect and a mathematician are trapped in a cave with nothing but a can of food each and they want to get the cans open so that they can eat.

The engineer finds a rock and taps it against the weak spot of the can. The architect throws the can against the wall in a way that doesn't collapse the cave. The mathematician then announces loudly to the other two, Let my can be open, how do we close it?

"Why is it important for engineers and architects to get along?"

I was asked this by an engineer I was driving to a conference center from the airport.
"I don't know, why?"
"Well, you see, if all the buildings in the World were built only by architects, they would all collapse under their own weight."
This elicited some chuckles from his colleagues sitting in the back of the van.
"...but, if all the buildings were built only by engineers, they would be so d**... ugly that we would tear them all down., and that is why it's important for engineers and architects to get along."

A dog walks into the unemployment office..

"I need a job." He said, in perfect English.
Surprised, the clerk says "I'm sure the circus would be very interested in you. Shall I contact them?"
"If you like." Replied the dog. "But why would the circus need an architect?"

An Indian architect gets called into his boss's office because a comedy club he recently designed is labeled only in Hindi.

Flustered, he says, "Sorry for the construction of The Joke, English is not my first language."

Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls?

He had a complex complex complex.

Bad news: The lovely architect down my street has passed away.

Good news: His coffin looks super cool.

An ancient Egyptian architect once asked, Do you know how to build a pyramid?

Well, uh yeah, up to a point, replied the Ancient Egyptian builder
(Believe it or not my toddler just told me that joke. I'm so proud)

Architect joke, I told the architect that the pool should be 6 feet deep

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