Architect Jokes

If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of architect jokes. From funny puns to jokes about architects' work and habits, we've got you covered.

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My friend, the architect.

So the other day I was talking to my architect friend who was working on one of his houses. I asked him how it was going, and he said pretty well. He said the first two walls had been raised, and that they were working on the third. I looked around, but didn't see any more building materials, so I asked what about the fourth wall? He looked up and said, what? You must be joking!

An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.

The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.

"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."

"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."

The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"

I invited an architect to my party last night

He made the best entrance I've ever seen.

A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says "Out of Order"..

.. and says "Even better!" and gets into it.

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It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.

A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.

The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Architect joke, What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

An American and a German architect...

... bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time. After a month the American mails the German: "Only 10 days and I'll be finished."
The German writes back: "Hah, that's nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start."

Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect).

Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.

What's the difference between a doctor and an architect?

An architect's mistakes are there for the world to see, but a doctor buries their mistakes.

I became an architect just west of Japan.

It was a bad Korea choice.

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What did the architect do at the nightclub?

He raised the roof.

So, there are two men.

They know each other for years now. Frank, a brain surgeon from new york and Ahmad a former refugee from syria.

Both men want to build an house and decide to build their houses in the very same street, next to each other. They even ask the architect to just copy the first house!

And when the houses are built Ahmad says to Frank: "My house is worth more than yours."

"How can that be? We both live next to each other!"


"Our houses were built identically, with the same materials."


"So how can it be, Ahmad?"

"Very simple: I live next to a brain surgeon and you live next to a refugee!"

A cowboy and architect walk into a bar

The architect challenges anyone who can design the best building in 5 minutes

The cowboy accepts the challenge

The architect and cowboy are handed a pen and paper

The bartender counts them down and says "3..2..1.. draw!"

And the cowboy shoots the architect

Three engineers were discussing who could have been the architect of the human body.

The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints."

The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."

The third said, "Nope, only a Civil Engineer will run piping carrying sanitation waste right next to a recreational area."

What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house?


Architect joke, What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house?

Women are discussing their sex life.

- My man is an architect. Our love life has form, vision and function, good plan as well.
- My man is an artist. Our love life has passion, imagination and improvisation.
- And my man is a programmer. He sits in bed and tells me how good it's going to be when it's ready.

How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?

Through their erections.

How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?


An architect knows

How to make a long story short.

What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer?

If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear them all down.

My chubby friend has been an engineer, an artist, an architect...

I guess you could say he's an all rounder

I lost my job as an architect after my first day

Apparently a revolving mosque makes it difficult to pray towards Mecca.


My friend was the head architect for a Cocaine heist. He code named it

The Big Blow Job

How do Architects handle a problem?

They Soffit!

I work with an amateur architect.

It puts a roof over my head, sort of.

Architect joke, I work with an amateur architect.

Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?

To the suspension bridge.

Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect?

He tries to cast all the data to float.

Last week I met Mr. T's brother who, though dyslexic, worked many years as a backyard landscape architect.

Right when I asked what he did he said,

"I fitty the pool."

Did you hear about the architect who only had aluminum sheets for stationary?

His plans were foiled.

An engineer, an architect and a mathematician are trapped in a cave with nothing but a can of food each and they want to get the cans open so that they can eat.

The engineer finds a rock and taps it against the weak spot of the can. The architect throws the can against the wall in a way that doesn't collapse the cave. The mathematician then announces loudly to the other two, Let my can be open, how do we close it?

Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."

What architecture can't be broken down by an earthquake?

A stable

A dog walks into the unemployment office..

"I need a job." He said, in perfect English.

Surprised, the clerk says "I'm sure the circus would be very interested in you. Shall I contact them?"

"If you like." Replied the dog. "But why would the circus need an architect?"

I recently got fired as an architect

An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn't stabilized and I said it wasn't my fault

An Indian architect gets called into his boss's office because a comedy club he recently designed is labeled only in Hindi.

Flustered, he says, "Sorry for the construction of The Joke, English is not my first language."

Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls?

He had a complex complex complex.

Bad news: The lovely architect down my street has passed away.

Good news: His coffin looks super cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he is an architect and he didn't want it in the final design.

What did the architect do after his wife left him?

He went back to the drawing board.

An ancient Egyptian architect once asked, Do you know how to build a pyramid?

Well, uh yeah, up to a point, replied the Ancient Egyptian builder

(Believe it or not my toddler just told me that joke. I'm so proud)

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