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Archipelago Jokes

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Putin has started to launch missile attacks from submarines off the coast of an East African archipelago

He shells Seychelles by the seashore

On a tour of some really remote islands...

A cruise ship passed by an archipelago. A sharp-eyed passenger spotted a ragged figure by a campfire who jumped up and started waving his arms wildly.
"Captain!" said the passenger, "I see someone over there....who is that?"
"I'm not sure," replied the captain, "but he goes nuts every year we pass by here..."

So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at.

They're called the Optical Aleutians.

The generals thought US soil would never be vulnerable to a naval attack ...

The year: 2025. Russia invades an Alaskan archipelago. Needless to say, the US government is stripped of its Aleutians.

You may have heard of Micronesia, an archipelago in Oceania.

But very few people have heard of the similar country Amnesia, as it has all but been forgotten.

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