The Best 5 Archimedes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Archimedes jokes. There are some archimedes hippocrates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these archimedes einstein puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Archimedes Jokes and Puns

Archimedes wasn't just known for inventing his many inventions. He's also considered to have invented the first insult when talking to his brother who was a cheese maker after discovering a early form of lindburger cheese....

He simply stated, You reeka!

Why did Archimedes take a bath?

Because his wife said "You reek-a"

I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.

But he was too dense.

Archimedes law of bathing

When your body immersed in water, the phone rings

Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the archimedes greeks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working archimedes pythagorean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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