Archimedes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Archimedes jokes. There are some archimedes hippocrates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Hilarious Fun Archimedes Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What did Archimedes say when he peed in the bath?


A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer

are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.

The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber b**... and finds its specifications.

Archimedes wasn't just known for inventing his many inventions. He's also considered to have invented the first insult when talking to his brother who was a cheese maker after discovering a early form of lindburger cheese....

He simply stated, You reeka!

Why did Archimedes take a bath?

Because his wife said "You reek-a"

I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.

But he was too dense.

Archimedes law of bathing

When your body immersed in water, the phone rings

Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

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