Archie Jokes

Following is our collection of glasgow humor and leroy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Archie puns for adults, dirty malcolm jokes or clean jaysus gags for kids.

There is an abundance of laddie jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on archie. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any donald witze you can hear about archie.

The Best jokes about Archie

Glasgow boys

Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's

forthcoming wedding.

'Aye, it's all going like magic,' says Jock.

'I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church,

the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…'

Archie nods approvingly.

'Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jock.

'A kilt?' exclaims Archie, 'That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!

And what's the tartin?'

'Ach,' says Jock, 'I imagine she'll be in white.'

Archie: "Right guys, so it says 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21 so the next two numbers have to be 34 and 55

Me: "You've gotta be fibbing Archie"

Roseanne was fired from the Roseanne Show

but re-hired to be the female Archie Bunker for the All in the Family re-boot

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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