Archery Jokes
35 archery jokes and hilarious archery puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about archery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny archery jokes. From arrows to bows, we've got all the jokes to make you giggle.
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Funniest Archery Short Jokes
Short archery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The archery humour may include short crossbow jokes also.
- Archery When asked what they are aiming for,
A newbie will say precision,
A pro will say grouping,
And dads will say "the target." - Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize.
- A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed. He could make them quiver when he delivered.
- I think my opponet is hacking Im in an archery league and my opponent hit 2 bullseyes i think they have aimbot
(P.s please don't be to harsh) - Kevin Spacey killed a man with bow and arrow. Sadly the allegations are true and I'd like to let everyone know that I enjoy archery and have done for some time.
- Why wasn't the Mexican able to go to archery with his cholo friends ? Because he didn't habanero to shoot with
- Craig david Craig David is apparently quitting music & has been in hard training for the past 5 years with the British Olympic archery squad... He's going to be their bow selector.
- Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience.
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Archery One Liners
Which archery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with archery? I can suggest the ones about bow and arrow and hunting.
- Why didn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't habanero.
- Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing.
- I'm quite bad at archery But I aim to improve
- How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.
- Why are ghosts good at archery? Because they use crossboos!
- What do you call a lying bowman who loves math? A fibbin archery
- How did you learn archery? I'm elf-taught.
- To the people making fun of archery... ...you cant try it until you nock it.
- I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.
- Alot of people have been hitting at Targets lately. I see people like archery now.
- I recently got into archery There's a bit of a drawback, but I think it's quite fun!
- I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow.
Silly Archery Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about archery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean duck hunting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make archery pranks.
Lord of the Bow
So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.
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I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery
so that I can stick it to the man from a distance
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Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a p**..., but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
An archery contest
Once upon a time there was an archery competition.
The first contestant, wearing a long cape covering his face, put a watermelon on a volunteer, took 100 paces away then turned and fired. The watermelon exploded. The archer took off his cape and claimed: I AM ROBINHOOD!
The second one with a hood put an apple above the volunteer head, took 200 paces and fired right through the apple. He then removed the hood and shouted: I AM BAYEK OF SIWA!
Finally, a third man with a mask lined up in position. He put a grape on the volunteer's head and went away for 500 paces. He shot, then grinned and said: ^^^^^I ^^^^^am ^^^^^sorry .
