Archery Jokes

Following is our collection of medal humor and tournament one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Archery puns for adults, dirty sitcom jokes or clean premiere gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Archery

Have you ever tried blind-folded archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

Lord of the Bow

So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."

She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.

Have you guys tried the new sport of blindfold archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

Three men line up to show off their skills at archery

They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy's head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy's head, and says, "I am Robin Hood!". The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy's head, and says, "I am William Tell!". The third one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the poor boy in the skull, who then proceeds to drop dead. The archer looks at what he has done, takes off his hat, and whispers, "I am sorry."

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.


Coach always used to say "Aim for the skies, boy".

He doesn't say that anymore after I blinded myself at archery practice.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

An archery contest

Once upon a time there was an archery competition.

The first contestant, wearing a long cape covering his face, put a watermelon on a volunteer, took 100 paces away then turned and fired. The watermelon exploded. The archer took off his cape and claimed: I AM ROBINHOOD!

The second one with a hood put an apple above the volunteer head, took 200 paces and fired right through the apple. He then removed the hood and shouted: I AM BAYEK OF SIWA!

Finally, a third man with a mask lined up in position. He put a grape on the volunteer's head and went away for 500 paces. He shot, then grinned and said: ^^^^^I ^^^^^am ^^^^^sorry .

The legend of Sorry the archer.

An archery contest is taking place, and all the top archers of Europe are in attendance. The final begins, and the three greatest archers must compete in shooting an apple from a little girls head.

The first archer steps up. He draws, and fires an arrow right through the apple. The audience applauds, he bows and proclaims "I am Robin Hood!"

The second archer steps up. He draws, and also hits the apple. He waves his hat at the cheering crowd, and cries out "I am William Tell."

The third archer steps up. He draws, and fires his arrow through the little girls eye. Blood sprays everywhere, the audience gasps and ladies faint. He takes his hat off, and announces "I am Sorry".

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.


How did you learn archery?

I'm elf-taught.

A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.

He could make them quiver when he delivered.

I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery

so that I can stick it to the man from a distance

I'm not a fan of archery.

It has too many drawbacks.

3 guys went for an archery competition...

The first guy shoots an arrow into the sky and out of nowhere, a hawk swoops in and catches that arrow and plants it on the bulls eye.

"Who are you?" asked the judge.
"I am Hawkeye.", the first guy replied smugly.

The second guy shoots 2 arrows up into the sky and miraculously, 2 pigeons fly by, catch the arrows with their beaks and plant it on the bulls eye for him.

"Who are you?", asked the bewildered judge.
"I am Oliver Queen." he smirked.

The last guy feeling the pressure of the momentous task to impress shoots 3 arrows into the sky but only to have all of them fell at terminal velocity and penetrate the judge on the arse.

"Wh..wh...who are you?", he groans in great pain.
"I am sorry..."

To the people making fun of archery...

...you cant try it until you nock it.

I recently got into archery

There's a bit of a drawback, but I think it's quite fun!

Alot of people have been hitting at Targets lately.

I see people like archery now.


I think my opponet is hacking

Im in an archery league and my opponent hit 2 bullseyes i think they have aimbot


(P.s please don't be to harsh)

Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest...

Talk about a target audience.

Craig david

Craig David is apparently quitting music & has been in hard training for the past 5 years with the British Olympic archery squad... He's going to be their bow selector.

If you've never tried blindfolded archery, let me tell you...

You don't know what you're missing.

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