Archery Jokes

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Silly Archery Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

Why couldn't the pepper do archery?

Because he didn't habanero

Have you ever tried blind-folded archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

Lord of the Bow

So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."

She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.

I'm quite bad at archery

But I aim to improve

I tried blind archery today.

For those who have never tried it, you don't know what you are missing!

Have you guys tried the new sport of blindfold archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

Archery joke, Have you guys tried the new sport of blindfold archery?

How do you improve your archery?

With better arrow dynamics.


When asked what they are aiming for,

A newbie will say precision,

A pro will say grouping,

And dads will say "the target."

Coach always used to say "Aim for the skies, boy".

He doesn't say that anymore after I blinded myself at archery practice.

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.

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Has anyone else tried blindfolded archery?

Honestly, you don't know what you're missing.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why Wasn't the Green Pepper Able to Participate in the Archery Competition?

It didn't habanero....

Why couldn't the pepper practice archery?

He didn't hab-an-ero.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Archery joke, Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

Why are ghosts good at archery?

Because they use crossboos!

What do you call a lying bowman who loves math?

A fibbin archery

How did you learn archery?

I'm elf-taught.

A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.

He could make them quiver when he delivered.

I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery

so that I can stick it to the man from a distance

I'm not a fan of archery.

It has too many drawbacks.

Alot of people have been hitting at Targets lately.

I see people like archery now.

To the people making fun of archery... cant try it until you nock it.

I recently got into archery

There's a bit of a drawback, but I think it's quite fun!

I think my opponet is hacking

Im in an archery league and my opponent hit 2 bullseyes i think they have aimbot

(P.s please don't be to harsh)

Archery joke, I think my opponet is hacking

If you've never tried blindfolded archery, let me tell you...

You don't know what you're missing.

Kevin Spacey killed a man with bow and arrow.

Sadly the allegations are true and I'd like to let everyone know that I enjoy archery and have done for some time.

Why wasn't the Mexican able to go to archery with his cholo friends ?

Because he didn't habanero to shoot with

Craig david

Craig David is apparently quitting music & has been in hard training for the past 5 years with the British Olympic archery squad... He's going to be their bow selector.

Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest...

Talk about a target audience.

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