Archers Jokes

Following is our collection of snipers humor and archer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Archers puns for adults, dirty rodgers jokes or clean compete gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Archers

Two archers are sipping pints in a pub.

The first archer says, "Did you see the new leathersmith? He's a beast of a man with eyes as black as night."

To which the second archer replies, "Aye, he makes me quiver".

Why are archers good at building planes?

Because they're experts in arrow dynamics

The legend of Sorry the archer.

An archery contest is taking place, and all the top archers of Europe are in attendance. The final begins, and the three greatest archers must compete in shooting an apple from a little girls head.

The first archer steps up. He draws, and fires an arrow right through the apple. The audience applauds, he bows and proclaims "I am Robin Hood!"

The second archer steps up. He draws, and also hits the apple. He waves his hat at the cheering crowd, and cries out "I am William Tell."

The third archer steps up. He draws, and fires his arrow through the little girls eye. Blood sprays everywhere, the audience gasps and ladies faint. He takes his hat off, and announces "I am Sorry".

What weapon do gay archers use?

A rain-bow.

What do you call a particular group of people that likes to watch blind archers?

A Target Audience.


Great archers are also great artists.

Both require quick draw speeds.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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