Hilarious Fun Archer Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero..
Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow?
He didn't habanero.
Two archers are sipping pints in a pub.
The first archer says, "Did you see the new leathersmith? He's a beast of a man with eyes as black as night."
To which the second archer replies, "Aye, he makes me quiver".
What do you call an angry archer?
A Cross Bowman
What do you call a communist archer?
A marxman.
Why are archers good at building planes?
Because they're experts in arrow dynamics
Archery
When asked what they are aiming for,
A newbie will say precision,
A pro will say grouping,
And dads will say "the target."
Obscure jokes are like ultra early archer rushes against diety AI in Civ III
They usually fail miserably.
Student 1: My name is Tom Archer because my ancestors were making bows and arrows.
Student 2: My name is Sam Baker because my forefathers were bakers.
Student 3: My name is John Dickinson, and I hate this game.
What do you call an archer without legs
Legoless
best jokes about Albania, from Romania:
Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.
How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.
Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.
The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 b**...: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command
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Why did no one like the Archer
Because he was too arrowgant!
What do you buy an Archer that likes flowers?
A rose
Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer?
Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!
What do you call a single leg amputee archer?
Legolas
why are archers usually put in charge of things?
because they are string pullers!!!!
Expert Archer Detected
How do you know if someone's an expert archer?
Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you.
What do you call a paraplegic archer?
Legolas.
Archdeacons are Deacons but archer.
Because they bow.
Bethesda just announced they won't be porting Skyrim anymore.
Though the new Stealth Archer '18 sounds like it's going to be pretty good.
Why did the drug addicted archer buy new wristguards?
He needed protection from the arrow-wyn.
