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Archeologists say that in very rare cases, you can experience a mummy f**... in their crypt.
If you get the chance to experience this phenomena, you can call that toot uncommon.
TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun.
Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.
Why don't archeologists get married?
They are only interested in dating.
Archeologists have just discovered the oldest known t**....
They just dont know what period it's from.
How do you know archeologists are lonely?
Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.
Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition
They come across a pyramid and inside it is a mummy. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.
"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.
"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.
"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.
Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest t**... ever found
They are trying to find out what period it came from
What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?
The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
Why are archeologists great husbands?
The older the wife the more they are into them
What's wrong with female archeologists?
They date everything they see
And they love digging up the past
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A New tomb has been unearthed in Eqypt
Archeologists found a mummy wrapped in gold foil and knew they had found the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
Archeologists have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it's Pharaoh Rocher
A women would be great archeologists
They always love to dig up the past
Why do archeologists make bad girlfriends?
They always dig up the past...
Do you know that most archeologists are women?
They are pretty good when it comes to dig things from the past.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Why are there more female than male archeologists?
They always want to find a new bone.
Do you know why most archeologists are females?
Because they love digging up the past
Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
You know what I like about archeologists?
You can never ruin their day
Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.
The romains were in great condition.
Archeologists have also discovered the last thing to go through the Pompeiian man's mind as he was hit the face with a rock.
His nose.
I hear a lot of archeologists are single
Must be the bad dates
Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche.
