Archeologists Jokes

Following is our collection of megasoreass humor and archeologist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Archeologists puns for adults, dirty trois jokes or clean archaeologist gags for kids.

There is an abundance of anthropologist jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on archeologists. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any organisms witze you can hear about archeologists.

The Best jokes about Archeologists

TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun.

Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.

Why don't archeologists get married?

They are only interested in dating.

How do you know archeologists are lonely?

Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.

Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found

They are trying to find out what period it came from


What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's wrong with female archeologists?

They date everything they see

And they love digging up the past

Why do archeologists make bad girlfriends?

They always dig up the past...

Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.

The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.

Why are there more female than male archeologists?

They always want to find a new bone.

Do you know why most archeologists are females?









Because they love digging up the past


Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.

At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.

Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.

The romains were in great condition.

You know what I like about archeologists?

You can never ruin their day

[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes

Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE.

the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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