Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
My career has been in ruins
Her: For the last time you are an archeologist and this shit is getting old
They are only interested in dating.
His career is in ruins.
Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.
Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
They are trying to find out what period it came from
[Another great joke from German comedian Otto Waalkes]
An archeologist is riding through the desert on his loyal horse Wallah, when he hears a voice.
*get off*
...
*get off*
He gets off his horse and looks around. He doesn't see anyone.
Then he hears it again.
*dig*
"Dig?!"
*yeeees...*
He grabs his shovel and starts digging. After a few minutes of shoveling sand and dirt, he hits something hard.
Half an hour of digging and he is finally able to lift the heavy object from where it was buried. It's an old chest, full of gold.
He is overwhelmed by happiness.
*Vegas*
"To Las Vegas?!"
*yeeees...*
He fills his bags with the gold and packs his horse, then rides to Las Vegas.
He doesn't hear the voice until he arrives there.
*casino.*
"To a casino?!"
*yeeees...*
He enters a casino and approaches a roulette table. The air is full of cigarette smoke. He's nervous. The voice says:
*14*
He places a bet on the 14 with everything he owns:
His horse, all his money and his new treasure. The 12 wins. The voice says: *fuck*
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
because his career was in ruins
I don't think I could deal with someone digging up the past all the time.
Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from
Show her a used tampon and ask what period it's from. Wakka wakka!
And now my life is in ruins.
The coffin painter
But, no matter how deep I dig, the punchline seems bare
He liked uncovering mummies.
An Archeologist.
They've found no evidence for the theory they mated with Homo flaccidus.
Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from.
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it's from.
They always dig up the past...
They might be studying LeBron's age (Le Bronze Age).
"Please, do not touch the artifacts" says the archeologist.
Theyll just keep digging up the past
Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period.
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from.
Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk
An archeologist found a tampon.
He wondered what period it was from.
(Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)
The romains were in great condition.
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
You can never ruin their day
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