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And now my life is in ruins.
Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from.
"Please, do not touch the artifacts" says the archeologist.
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk
An archeologist found a tampon.
He wondered what period it was from.
(Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)
Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche.
Theyll just keep digging up the past
They are trying to find out what period it came from
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
because his career was in ruins
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Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.
An Archeologist.
Their reaction to discovering an artifact
He liked uncovering mummies.
I don't think I could deal with someone digging up the past all the time.
Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.
The romains were in great condition.
His nose.
His career is in ruins.
They are only interested in dating.
My career has been in ruins
But, no matter how deep I dig, the punchline seems bare
They might be studying LeBron's age (Le Bronze Age).
They always dig up the past...
The coffin painter
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
You can never ruin their day
Because they love digging up the past
Bring them a used tampon and as which period it came from
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized excrement. when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
Now he is always on the run and his career is ruins.
Hand him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
They're now carbon dating.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
After a while of the doctor asks:
- What do you do for a living
- Im an archeologist she answers
The doctor responds:
- Then I guess this isnt going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people
...when he uncovered an ancient-looking stone carving in the shape of the Arabic letter D . When his site manager saw this, he told the archeologist to put it back where he found it and to never dig up something like that again. The archeologist asked the site manager why.
He replied, I like the way you're working, but no dig a D.
I regret posting this already.
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