Uproarious Archeologist Jokes to Share with Friends
I sacrificed everything to pursue my dream of being an archeologist...
And now my life is in ruins.
How do you make an archeologist blush?
Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from.
A man walks into an old club.
"Please, do not touch the artifacts" says the archeologist.
How do tou embaress an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
My friends call me The Archeologist
Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk
An archeologist found a tampon.
An archeologist found a tampon.
He wondered what period it was from.
(Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)
Never argue with an Archeologist
Theyll just keep digging up the past
Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found
They are trying to find out what period it came from
What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
Why was the archeologist depressed?
because his career was in ruins
I just found out that Archeologist were recently digging in the Pyramids of Egypt and found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.
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What do you call someone who buys weapons from North Korea?
An Archeologist.
Why did Oedipus become an archeologist?
He liked uncovering mummies.
I would never date an archeologist.
I don't think I could deal with someone digging up the past all the time.
How do you know archeologists are lonely?
Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.
Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.
The romains were in great condition.
Did you hear about the archeologist who accidentally destroyed his dig site?
His career is in ruins.
Why don't archeologists get married?
They are only interested in dating.
Ever since I became an archeologist
My career has been in ruins
I had an idea for a joke concerning an archeologist and a nudist,
But, no matter how deep I dig, the punchline seems bare
Why might a French Archeologist be interested in how old an NBA star is?
They might be studying LeBron's age (Le Bronze Age).
Why do archeologists make bad girlfriends?
They always dig up the past...
An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?
The coffin painter
Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
You know what I like about archeologists?
You can never ruin their day
Do you know why most archeologists are females?
Because they love digging up the past
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized excrement. when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
My friend was very excited when he become an archeologist at museum.
Now he is always on the run and his career is ruins.
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Hand him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
A chemist fell in love with an archeologist
They're now carbon dating.
Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
A doctor and an archeologist start flirting
After a while of the doctor asks:
- What do you do for a living
- Im an archeologist she answers
The doctor responds:
- Then I guess this isnt going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people
An archeologist was doing his job one day...
...when he uncovered an ancient-looking stone carving in the shape of the Arabic letter D . When his site manager saw this, he told the archeologist to put it back where he found it and to never dig up something like that again. The archeologist asked the site manager why.
He replied, I like the way you're working, but no dig a D.
I regret posting this already.
Archeologists have just discovered the oldest known tampon.
They just dont know what period it's from.
Do you know that most archeologists are women?
They are pretty good when it comes to dig things from the past.
What does an archeologist do in alabama?
Relative dating
My body is a temple.
And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
you know you're getting old...
... when your family doctor refers you to an archeologist
Whats the difference between an archeologist and a grave robber ?
Nationality
As an archeologist, I organized a party with my friend to help me excavate the lower leg of a T Rex fossil...
...it's going to be quite a shin dig.
My friend decided to become an archeologist
...now his life is in ruins.
Why are archeologists great husbands?
The older the wife the more they are into them
Archeologists have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it's Pharaoh Rocher
Archeologists say that in very rare cases, you can experience a mummy farting in their crypt.
If you get the chance to experience this phenomena, you can call that toot uncommon.
Why do archeologist stay annoyed?
They always have a bone to pick
How do you piss off an archeologist?
Ask her why she dates everything she sees
An archeologist walks into a bar
An archeologist walks into a bar, orders a beer and gives a heavy sigh. "What's wrong?" the bartender asks. "I thought I discovered a fully intact dinosaur skeleton at my dig yesterday," the archeologist laments. "Sadly, upon further excavation today it turns out that it was just a fossil arm."
