archeologist Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious archeologist puns

How do you piss off a female archeologist?

Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

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Ever since I became an archeologist

My career has been in ruins

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Called my wife the other day from work: BABE MY LIFE IS IN RUINS

Her: For the last time you are an archeologist and this shit is getting old

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Why don't archeologists get married?

They are only interested in dating.

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Did you hear about the archeologist who accidentally destroyed his dig site?

His career is in ruins.

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I just found out that Archeologist were recently digging in the Pyramids of Egypt and found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.

Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.

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How do you know archeologists are lonely?

Theyre always coming up with new dating techniques.

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Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

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Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found

They are trying to find out what period it came from

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An archeologist is riding through the desert

[Another great joke from German comedian Otto Waalkes]

An archeologist is riding through the desert on his loyal horse Wallah, when he hears a voice.

*get off*

...

*get off*

He gets off his horse and looks around. He doesn't see anyone.

Then he hears it again.

*dig*

"Dig?!"

*yeeees...*

He grabs his shovel and starts digging. After a few minutes of shoveling sand and dirt, he hits something hard.

Half an hour of digging and he is finally able to lift the heavy object from where it was buried. It's an old chest, full of gold.

He is overwhelmed by happiness.

*Vegas*

"To Las Vegas?!"

*yeeees...*

He fills his bags with the gold and packs his horse, then rides to Las Vegas.

He doesn't hear the voice until he arrives there.

*casino.*

"To a casino?!"

*yeeees...*

He enters a casino and approaches a roulette table. The air is full of cigarette smoke. He's nervous. The voice says:

*14*

He places a bet on the 14 with everything he owns:

His horse, all his money and his new treasure. The 12 wins. The voice says: *fuck*

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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I would never date an archeologist.

I don't think I could deal with someone digging up the past all the time.

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How do you make an archeologist mad?

Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from

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Want to piss off a female archeologist?

Show her a used tampon and ask what period it's from. Wakka wakka!

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I sacrificed everything to pursue my dream of being an archeologist...

And now my life is in ruins.

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An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?

The coffin painter

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I had an idea for a joke concerning an archeologist and a nudist,

But, no matter how deep I dig, the punchline seems bare

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Why did Oedipus become an archeologist?

He liked uncovering mummies.

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What do you call someone who buys weapons from North Korea?

An Archeologist.

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Why do archeologists believe the Neanderthal mated with Homo erectus?

They've found no evidence for the theory they mated with Homo flaccidus.

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How do you make an archeologist blush?

Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from.

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How do you confuse an archeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him which period it's from.

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Why do archeologists make bad girlfriends?

They always dig up the past...

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Why might a French Archeologist be interested in how old an NBA star is?

They might be studying LeBron's age (Le Bronze Age).

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A man walks into an old club.

"Please, do not touch the artifacts" says the archeologist.

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Never argue with an Archeologist

Theyll just keep digging up the past

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How to piss off an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period.

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How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from.

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My friends call me The Archeologist

Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk

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An archeologist found a tampon.

An archeologist found a tampon.
He wondered what period it was from.

(Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)

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Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.

The romains were in great condition.

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How do tou embaress an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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You know what I like about archeologists?

You can never ruin their day

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