Archenemy Jokes

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My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it.

They're my arch-enemy now.

Who is the pirates arch-enemy?

The ©.

Do you want to watch the movie "Venom", about Spider-Man's archenemy, before it hits theaters? Easy!

You just have to navigate the dark web...

What is Michael J. Fox's archenemy?

An Etch-A-Sketch.

2 chemists walk into a bar

Chemist 1: I'll have some H2O
Chemist 2: I'll have some H2O also
Bartender, who is secretly chemist 2's archenemy: *under breath* d**.... So close.

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